Just in case a Segway isn't goofy enough for you....
GM, Segway team up on 200-mpg 2-seater
Mom! Dead people are talking to you. Do the math!
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 07, 2009 4:57:18 am PDT #14226 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
sarameg - Apr 07, 2009 4:59:49 am PDT #14227 of 30000
I've got so many bruises. The chaos at home is making me so clumsy. I've tripped over the dishwasher door twice and smacked the top of my foot into it (maybe I should keep it closed?) fell over inexplicably in the closet yesterday, wobbled taking off my coat last night and nailed myself on the doorknob....I know they talk about pregnancy clumsiness, how about moving clumsiness?
Jesse - Apr 07, 2009 5:09:37 am PDT #14228 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I wonder if Jesse and bon bon know that Pat Kiernan is Canadian.
Oh yeah, he's like Mr. Canadian. As far as NYC television news personalities go...
I am trying to be more politic and less shit-talking, so I just said (about a senior coworker), "She's....very enthusiastic." Heh.
Toddson - Apr 07, 2009 5:49:00 am PDT #14229 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
sara, you're tired, stressed, and living in chaos. It's understandable - take a few deep breaths, try to take things slowly. And closing the dishwasher door is probably a good idea.
tommyrot - Apr 07, 2009 6:38:08 am PDT #14230 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I suppose the obvious joke is, "If having a pillow is criminal, only criminals will have pillows."
DETROIT (AP) Police in Detroit have ruffled some feathers after they cracked down on an organized pillow fight at a downtown park.
The Detroit News reports that police at Campus Martius Park prevented the feathery fight Saturday by disarming pillow-toting participants. The bout was part of a worldwide event organized on social networking Web sites.
Michael Davis of Hamtramck says police confiscated the 32-year-old man's pillows but returned their cases. He says he was told that he needed a permit.
Scott Harris of Ferndale told the News that it's "not illegal to own a pillow."
Detroit police spokesman James Tate says cleanup was the issue.
amych - Apr 07, 2009 6:39:59 am PDT #14231 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Vermont! [link]
tommyrot - Apr 07, 2009 6:41:05 am PDT #14232 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Kathy A - Apr 07, 2009 6:42:52 am PDT #14233 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
The CPD were arresting people involved in the pillow fight, most likely because they were making the city look bad while the IOC is in town looking at the Olympic potential sites.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 07, 2009 6:47:04 am PDT #14234 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
WTG Vermont! I am proud to have been married there.
tommyrot - Apr 07, 2009 6:50:39 am PDT #14235 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The CPD were arresting people involved in the pillow fight
If you were arrested for pillow fighting, would you be embarrassed? Or would you feel cool?