My favorite idea for calling in sick: "Sorry, I can't come to work today; I have a bad death rattle."
Saffron: I'll die. Mal: Well, as a courtesy, you might start getting busy on that, 'cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.
'Trash'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 02, 2009 11:13:31 am PDT #13551 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Shir - Apr 02, 2009 11:18:37 am PDT #13552 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Speaking of foreign foods...
WANT.
-t - Apr 02, 2009 11:19:58 am PDT #13553 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Paid attention to my chopstick wielding at lunch: I used them on my salad and rice, and to stir wasabi and soy sauce together, and to eat some of DH's sashimi. Apparently my fingers are only okay for stuff on my plate or a shared presentation plate.
Toddson - Apr 02, 2009 11:39:19 am PDT #13554 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
A while ago I saw a t-shirt that had on it "I used up all my sick days so I called in dead".
tommyrot - Apr 02, 2009 12:17:48 pm PDT #13555 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sheryl - Apr 02, 2009 12:50:04 pm PDT #13556 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Heading to Toronto tomorrow for a con. We are driving.
tommyrot - Apr 02, 2009 12:51:41 pm PDT #13557 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Why can't the workday be seven hours?
Kathy A - Apr 02, 2009 12:59:42 pm PDT #13558 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
This is great--Michelle Obama visits all-girls school in London, gets mobbed by the girls afterwards.
tommyrot - Apr 02, 2009 1:46:59 pm PDT #13559 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Geek question of the day: What do Star Trek and Rock Band have in common?
Beginning on April 20, Rock Band 2 owners can compete in the Star Trek Ultimate Battle contest through the game's online Battle of the Bands mode. The contest, which runs through April 27, pits bands of three to four against one another in a competition for the highest score. The winning band will be awarded with a private screening of Star Trek in their hometown. MTV Games will also give away prize packs with Star Trek and Rock Band merchandise to 20 randomly selected participants.
sarameg - Apr 02, 2009 2:14:59 pm PDT #13560 of 30000
Gnarg. Just spent the last hour getting more insurance quotes. Hitting up AAA next.
They really seem to think I know what I am doing. HAHAHAHAHA!