She's terse. I can be terse. Once in flight school, I was laconic.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 02, 2009 7:19:04 am PDT #13509 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Remember back in the old days, when it was April Fools Day and we were all naive and innocent, and we read this?

Tauntaun sleeping bag will keep you warm in a galaxy far, far away

Well...

UPDATE: ThinkGeek updated the Tauntaun page saying, "Due to an overwhelming tsunami of requests from YOU THE PEOPLE, we have decided to TRY and bring this to life." Looks like it may just happen yet! The ThinkGeek crew has to work things out with Lucas first, but keep those fingers crossed!

Cool!


sarameg - Apr 02, 2009 7:23:13 am PDT #13510 of 30000

They really made this toy: [link]

(I'm sure I've posted before. After finding it, my brother and I reduced each other to tears coming up with inappropriate action figure ideas.)


tommyrot - Apr 02, 2009 7:24:32 am PDT #13511 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

They really made this toy: [link]

That thing belongs on the Island of Misfit Toys.


Steph L. - Apr 02, 2009 7:29:02 am PDT #13512 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

It's a horrible precursor to Dogs in Elk.


tommyrot - Apr 02, 2009 7:31:08 am PDT #13513 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Still, I think I could have fun playing with it. I'd fill its belly with Gummy Worms (to look like intestines) and then make Luke and Han have adventures where they have no food and are starving so they have to eat tauntaun guts....


Jesse - Apr 02, 2009 7:31:45 am PDT #13514 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"Open Belly Rescue Feature" is BRILLIANT.


Trudy Booth - Apr 02, 2009 7:38:52 am PDT #13515 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

The only problem with the tauntaun sleeping bag is that we could get the fifty or sixty of them at next years F2F mixed up.


Aims - Apr 02, 2009 7:40:13 am PDT #13516 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My tauntaun will have a pink be-dazzled rhinestone tiara and a bow.


tommyrot - Apr 02, 2009 7:41:12 am PDT #13517 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My tauntaun will have black leather assless chaps.


Cashmere - Apr 02, 2009 8:15:29 am PDT #13518 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

black leather assless chaps.

I think I've asked this before, but aren't all chaps, by definition, assless? If there was an ass, they'd just be pants, right?