Jessica! That cracked me up. We put up new videos today, including this one: [link] which makes me laugh.
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
OK, I was trying to work bum into it (knowing mac and msbelle) but Cash did it best.
Bartleby gets a nonsense song on rainy days, "Juicy fish, good to eat...wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe the feeeet." Sung in a Smeagol voice, of course.
I've also rewritten You Are My Sunshiine (You are my pooch-ness, my poochin' smoochness. You make me haa-ppeee when I smooch your snoot.)
I'm currently attempting to repurpose the theme from The Courtship of Eddie's Father.
Thank goodness dogs can't actually tell us what they think.
So, there was a thing on CraftBlog about repurposing flipflops and an old towel to make spa style slippers. Because they get really thick, you need an extra heavy duty sewing machine. So, in the instructions they talk about taking it out and it costing $28 with 20%! Really? Crafty folks, I wouldn't pay $8 for those style of slippers, let alone $28! Link here [link]
Seriously, TARGET.
oh, I am no longer allowed to say pee pee or penis, I have to say "wash your privates".
NO KIDDING. I was like, wtf is wrong with you people?
you could also say bits, which is what we say because that's what our british day care person says.
Or possibly "junk", a la Dick in a Box.
Not that I'm totally obsessed with my dog, or anything...
Bartleby has had a problem with his backside and I've lately taken to callng it his 'bumular region.' Someone asked if bumular was a medical term.