We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 01, 2009 4:43:50 am PDT #13315 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Did you check this morning? The taxes went up again today.

Oh. I thought the last increase was in anticipation of those new taxes. Hm.

free patches from the city, Jesse, ijs.

Yeah, there's no way the patch would work for me. I did OK on the gum that one time... I just don't want to quit yet! Which I know is terrible, but there it is.

(Since I don't smoke, I don't have any concept of what cigarettes cost. I assumed they were, like $3/pack. No, really.)

They are much cheaper outside of the NYC -- like $5 or so, I think?


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2009 4:44:50 am PDT #13316 of 30000
That which does not kill you should RUN

This is great: [link]

I *love* having a geek for a president. Because, you know, I'd actually believe much of that Onion article.


Theodosia - Apr 01, 2009 4:47:22 am PDT #13317 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I expect Obama has held off viewing the finale until March Madness is over.

J. Peterman is having a special today-only sale: [link]


Sophia Brooks - Apr 01, 2009 4:52:58 am PDT #13318 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Jesse, they are $7.00 - $8.00 here is upstate- they have gone up here as well.


Jesse - Apr 01, 2009 4:55:24 am PDT #13319 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oy vey.


Cashmere - Apr 01, 2009 4:58:53 am PDT #13320 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I have no idea how my chain-smoking brother is paying for cigarettes on his teeny disability check, even if he's not paying NYC prices.


sarameg - Apr 01, 2009 5:02:20 am PDT #13321 of 30000

Nothing like coming in to discover that the message about a major system downtime that affects you had a typo in the address so 3/4 of the people who needed to know, didn't and now they are having configuration issues and you are unduly impacted still and OY.

AND the head of HR sent around a message that I'm afraid to read because I think he may have accidentally cc'd everyone when he didn't mean to. Um.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2009 5:04:17 am PDT #13322 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I should have called into work and said I'm an April Foolist, and today is a religious holiday for me.


sarameg - Apr 01, 2009 5:04:43 am PDT #13323 of 30000

STEP AWAY FROM THE REPLY ALL BUTTON PEOPLE.


Lee - Apr 01, 2009 5:06:40 am PDT #13324 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I love the Google images April fools page [link]