...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Mar 31, 2009 7:59:16 pm PDT #13300 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I don't think eel counts as exotic anymore, with the popularisation of sushi.

That was my thinking too, but then I wondered if maybe I was just defining exotic as "things Burrell hasn't eaten."

Hmm. I just found some of Franny's hair in the bathroom. It seems that while I was washing up after dinner, she went and gave herself bangs. I somehow didn't notice? But I just went and checked her wee sweaty, sleepy head and yep, bangs.


§ ita § - Mar 31, 2009 8:10:15 pm PDT #13301 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's so cute! My childhood foray into haircutting went less...well, it was more obvious.

But it wasn't my head.

90210 other spoiler: Silver is manic/depressive. I hope they diagnose and treat her very soon. Because I'm following, like, two people right now.


aurelia - Mar 31, 2009 8:44:13 pm PDT #13302 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

But it wasn't my head.

I did that too. My Ernie (of Sesame Street) hand puppet got a flattop and my brother got a more unique cut.


bon bon - Mar 31, 2009 10:19:56 pm PDT #13303 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Your 2009 google April Fool: [link]


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2009 2:27:37 am PDT #13304 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Your 2009 google April Fool:

Including this for Gmail: [link] (Which I'd LOVE to have for the political spam my family sends me.)


Theodosia - Apr 01, 2009 2:48:22 am PDT #13305 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

As usual, Google raises the bar for April Fools. The Republican Budget is going to have to work hard to equal the awesomeness.


Tom Scola - Apr 01, 2009 4:02:28 am PDT #13306 of 30000
hwæt

Think Geek usually has some good stuff on April 1, too:

Tauntaun Sleeping Bag

Interactive Portal T-Shirts


Jesse - Apr 01, 2009 4:14:08 am PDT #13307 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Simon Baker's American accent is a bit wobbly tonight.

I noticed that, too! I wish they would just stop making him try to play American.

I just took a claritin, which may do more harm than good, but jesus christ. I woke up unable to breathe and miserable, so we'll see.

Then I was listinging to This American Life about the recession, and it opened with a dentist talking about how many cracked teeth he's seeing, due to the grinding, and the rest of the stories made me grind my teeth! Ugh.

In short: CRANKY.


Tom Scola - Apr 01, 2009 4:30:15 am PDT #13308 of 30000
hwæt

The person in front of me at the newsstand paid $11.00 for a pack of cigarettes this morning.


Jesse - Apr 01, 2009 4:33:13 am PDT #13309 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That person is crazy, and should shop around. Even my Wall Street newsstand charges $9.50.