Lessee, have no plans or burning need for marriage -- I'd do it, given the right guy, but...the dude, friends and family are a given.
HOWEVER! I love a party, so after all that stuff fell in, since I have been in a zillion weddings, and a wedding is about as high on my list of shit-I-will-do as falling into a supernova from my bathroom, I would want a dress. A fancy non-white dress with a corset top and really awesome lingerie! Then booze.
With enough booze, I can have the thing in a barn. Hey, I've been to a wedding in a barn! And there was an open bar, and it was made of awesome!
My needs are simple.
You have clearly not been on enough bad dates recently.
I was gonna say...she's definitely not been you. You've had your share of crazy and then some recently.
Oh, Jesse. You have clearly not been on enough bad dates recently. Or been a lesbian.
Hee! I have not been on any bad dates lately, or been a lesbian, it's true. I need to get moving on that, actually -- the dates, probably not the lesbian part. Although there's this article in Oprah magazine this month....
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Although there's this article in Oprah magazine this month....
Some people are naturally lesbians. Some people, like Jesse, try really hard.
A barn would be a great place to have a wedding.
Although there's this article in Oprah magazine this month....
On dating, or the joys of lesbianism?
I saw that Oprah show, randomly!! I want ot read the article, the show was AWFUL, I was all "Oh, Oprah, nooooo". Especially given the rumors about Oprah herself... (it was a show about women who are married, and then FALL FOR ANOTHER WOMAN OMG)
Har, Gud!
On dating, or the joys of lesbianism?
The latter.
(it was a show about women who are married, and then FALL FOR ANOTHER WOMAN OMG)
The magazine article was not like that -- it was just about women in relationships with women, after years of being with men.
Promotional tourism ad for Hakodate, Japan
I believe the onscreen copy translates as "Come to Hakodate, where giant robots defend us from alien squid attacks!"
