Baby farts are to be expected. They haven't learned to control themselves. But an adult, in the workplace, with no excuse me or anything, not so much.
{{{Hec}}}
Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.
'Soul Purpose'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
SuziQ - Mar 31, 2009 6:57:35 am PDT #13146 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Lee - Mar 31, 2009 7:08:37 am PDT #13147 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
My boss is visiting today, but left to go buy reading glasses since she forgot hers.
That means I'm obligated to goof off, right?
shrift - Mar 31, 2009 7:24:28 am PDT #13148 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Not enough coffee in the worrrrrrrrrrrrld.
Connie Neil - Mar 31, 2009 7:27:31 am PDT #13149 of 30000
brillig
A million hugs to the Empress.
tommyrot - Mar 31, 2009 7:28:30 am PDT #13150 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Not enough coffee in the worrrrrrrrrrrrld.
There is only so much coffee I can drink before my tummy gets unhappy. I've reached that point, but I am still sleepy as fuck.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 31, 2009 7:49:21 am PDT #13151 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
All the -ma in the world on your results, Aims.
megan walker - Mar 31, 2009 8:03:49 am PDT #13152 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Good luck Aims!
Despite getting enough coffee, I can't focus at all since I'm about to head out to see three potential apartments--yay!
I also finally got my credit score, just to see what it was and make sure it wouldn't be a problem for renting (since my school loans are so high). At 799, I'm thinking, no, it won't be.
tommyrot - Mar 31, 2009 8:14:33 am PDT #13153 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
$1.5 million wedding dress boasts of 2009 Peacock tail feathers
Any bride would agree that her dress is the most important thing on her wedding day. And finding that perfect dress is what makes this day even more memorable. But many times the bride has to compromise on her dream dress either because of the price or because her designer doesn’t have the vision to create that perfect dress. But for all those brides who wish to look like a Peacock on their wedding day, your dream can now become a reality. A model recently presented a wedding dress decorated with peacock feathers at the wedding expo held in Nanjing, China. The unique dress took eight handicraftsmen two months to finish! Decorated with 2009 peacock tail feather and 60 Hetian jades, this brocade dress is simply stunning.
§ ita § - Mar 31, 2009 8:16:21 am PDT #13154 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Any bride would agree that her dress is the most important thing on her wedding day
Although unlikely to have a wedding day, I need to ask if this is true....I know Buffista brides are probably not the norm, but am I really supposed to believe that?
Gudanov - Mar 31, 2009 8:18:52 am PDT #13155 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping