Does anyone actually watch the Real Housewives shows, or the Celebrity Matchmaker? I keep seeing their ads on Bravo and feel I'm getting quite enough that way. Then again, it could be A&E with their promos for their damned exterminator show.

Why does it have to take all sorts? I have trauma.

I totally watch all of those. Not really on purpose -- OK, I watch Millionaire Matchmaker on purpose, but the Housewives I just see from inertia.

You know, like how I watch For the Love of Ray J or Tool Academy....

I really have no shame.

Why does it have to take all sorts? I have trauma.

That is an excellent question. And and excellent tag line. May I?

So you're the problem.

Hmmph.

Not you, aurelia! You can have it.

C'mon, we rely on Jesse for the trash tv reports! Her being all out of school and shit has deprived us.

You know what I really miss? Project Runway.

Well, maybe if she told me...no, I don't even know their names. I will not ask.

But if you do watch "Pretty Wicked" on Oxygen, maybe you could expound on the premise. Is it really about not being such a bitch?

Me, I'm watching Little Dorrit on PBS which sounds way more pretentious than it is. I can't believe I didn't realise that was Eve Myles! Gwen Cooper from Torchwood playing a mentally retarded woman. I knew she was familiar, but quite the transformation. Bless the British. Freema Agyeman is in it too, but her I can recognise.

Which reminds me...do I read the summary of State of Play and remind myself how it went, or do I just Netflix the movie when it comes out and take it closer to face value?

Also, do I take more painkillers and the therefore required anti-nausea meds, or do I not go there for the third or fourth time today?

Kat, I know. They've filmed the next season, but who knows when/if it'll get aired. Ever. Fucking Weinsteins.

Also, Fucking Universal. Sigh.

give me my Project Runway BITCHES.

Esp. since it seems like we're nearing the end of FNL.