My food is problematic.

River ,'The Message'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Mar 30, 2009 10:48:09 am PDT #13015 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

FIERCE ISLAND would be almost as good as the actual RuPaul's Drag Race!

Rep. Chaka Fattah - coolest Rep (on basis of name alone) ever?

Yes. And I liked him as a rep, when he was mine, back in the day!


Theodosia - Mar 30, 2009 11:00:08 am PDT #13016 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

In my experience, when an authority figure denies that there is a problem, the problem has become much, much worse than feared.

t Python "The British Navy uncategorically denies any cannibalism amongst the ranks!" t /Python


Steph L. - Mar 30, 2009 11:07:34 am PDT #13017 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

and now I would very much like to create a reality show called FIERCE ISLAND. It almost doesn' even matter what the competition is.

Standin' around looking fierce? Power walk?

Power walk. Definitely.


Kathy A - Mar 30, 2009 11:08:54 am PDT #13018 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Power walk. Definitely.

"It's a motherfuckin' walk-off!" to quote Project Runway.


§ ita § - Mar 30, 2009 11:12:49 am PDT #13019 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The job application I just filled out required I enter contiguous work history for the past ten years, which means I had to enter blank job-search periods between each job. Control freaks.


quester - Mar 30, 2009 11:13:06 am PDT #13020 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

~~ma, Aims! And I would gladly sacrifice a Boy-Band for you, if I can find one. Any preferences?


Aims - Mar 30, 2009 11:14:07 am PDT #13021 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Any preferences?

98 Degress would be acceptable.


§ ita § - Mar 30, 2009 11:14:37 am PDT #13022 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Eclectic...


Shir - Mar 30, 2009 11:15:11 am PDT #13023 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh Aims, honey. So much ~ma in your way, pronto. {{}}

I'm ready to send naked ex-Grunge singers.


msbelle - Mar 30, 2009 11:16:54 am PDT #13024 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I think more along the lines of - "smug dismissal of others", "bored annoyance", "oh no you didn't stare", "Please. Bitch, Please. and Tacky-ass Bitch, PLEASE. discuss", "behold me", and "race to shock, intimidate, or flat out scare middle america" - (no speaking or nudity allowed).

Other fun competitions: Imitate as many people (hosts or known contestants only) on another reality show as you can in 20 seconds, wear the shit out of this literal flour sack,