She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.

Willow ,'Help'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Mar 26, 2009 1:38:22 pm PDT #12501 of 30000

Yup, I'll be the whiney one who can't find shit.


megan walker - Mar 26, 2009 1:39:40 pm PDT #12502 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

But at least you live near the wonderous soap lady.


§ ita § - Mar 26, 2009 1:42:38 pm PDT #12503 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Happy birthday, Allyson!

I know I'm behind on updating provocateuse, but I actually seem to have an email in that inbox complaining that I never use that guy's pictures. Never mind his pictures are crap, but really. Boundaries, boyo.


billytea - Mar 26, 2009 1:43:30 pm PDT #12504 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Happy birthday Allyson!


SuziQ - Mar 26, 2009 1:43:31 pm PDT #12505 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Megan sends lovely Lush gifties. Bath fizzies are ALWAYS welcome in my house.


beekaytee - Mar 26, 2009 2:04:25 pm PDT #12506 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Oh, I love the Lush bath fizzies like pancakes. Just not the lavendar ones. I guess I tend to enjoy the food scents more...lemon, vanilla, cinnamon, etc.

Hm. Perhaps I should loudly praise the wonders of Lush in the presence of the lavendar givers. There's a plan.


Hil R. - Mar 26, 2009 3:07:20 pm PDT #12507 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

London synagogue auctions off celebrity underwear. [link]

Actress Emma Thompson’s black stomach-flattening Spanx came with the note that reads, “These are the knicker equivalent of Fort Knox”. Songwriter and poet John Hegley’s briefs feature a poem about ants and pants. The singer Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas sent in gold, metallic boy shorts. And writer Nick Hornby and his young son adorned a pair of boxers with stickers and a feather.

Undergarments apparently from actress Helen Mirren, actor Daniel Day-Lewis, and illustrator Aline Crumb are also on the block.

It's to raise money for a center for asylum seekers.


Liese S. - Mar 26, 2009 3:14:43 pm PDT #12508 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Awesome, megan.

It seems like spendy soap would be a good gift. You know, the kind of thing they wouldn't buy for themselves. But not if the reason they wouldn't buy it is they won't use it.

In my news about me, it is snowing! Really heavily snowing, with accumulation on the ground and the whole bit. Dave planted a new grapevine and within a half an hour it had dropped 15 degrees and was coming down like mad.

I'd seen the clouds, so I'd been scrambling around getting the rain barrels set back up after the wind (this time with concrete blocks in them) and it was freezing. Crazy since we'd just been checking out our little private lake and it was probably low fifties. But there's no doubt about the snow now.


Jesse - Mar 26, 2009 3:16:21 pm PDT #12509 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am annoyed with myself that I opened a gift of bath fizzies last Christmas, because I will never use it, and now I can't re-gift it! I love fancy soap gifts, though.


§ ita § - Mar 26, 2009 3:19:11 pm PDT #12510 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Why don't you just use the fizzies, Jesse?