I did nothing for lent this year, but I remain pleased that I have yet to actually punch someone on the subway or cry to my boss in the last month.

That's good. Not gossiping has been a big FAIL. Giving up alcohol was easier.

Well if Sally down the hall wasn't such a tramp and then Simon 2 cubes over with his family drama. I mean, really, it's hardly an easy thing to do.

From Pravda: Jesus Christ's face appears on broken meteorite

(eta: depending on what loads, this page may or may not be NSFW.)

Russian scientists noticed the image of Jesus Christ on the meteorite which fell down on the Earth about 100 years ago. The image is identical to the one that appears on the Shroud of Turin.

Uh-huh. They're exactly the same. Jesus must have rested his head on a space-rock and taken a nap while in heaven.

But check out the picture and link at the bottom right of this page. The link says "foul language leads to impotence," with a picture of Buffy and Spike in bed together.

WTF?

Oh, I reloaded the page and Buffy and Spike went away. Each time I reload it, a different picture and text is there.

eta: The actual impotence article has no Buffy-related pictures or text....

Not gossiping has been a big FAIL.

Oh, man, that would be so hard for me!

What counts as gossip?

I love this headline:

GOP Budget Plan Fizzles Amid Lack Of Details, Infighting, Mockery

House Republicans today made a big show about how they were going to drop their own brand-new alternate budget proposal, packed with urban-suburban hip-hop "flava" and dance moves Eric Cantor learned at the Verizon Center, watching Britney Spears. As it turns out, READY THEY WERE NOT, and so everyone is making fun of them, and it.

What counts as gossip?

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ETA: For example, no talk about how certain people won't use perfectly good soap that they were given as a gift just because it's too pretty.

What counts as gossip?

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That's odd. It had a definition of gossip used as a noun, then says, "You will notice that gossip is a verb which means it is something you DO."

Yes, it is a verb too, but they didn't include the definition of gossip as a verb, just as a noun.

ETA: For example, no talk about how certain people won't use perfectly good soap that they were given as a gift just because it's too pretty.

And cost $32!!!!!

You'd be happy to know that I did use the White Girl soap this morning. I loves it.

You'd be happy to know that I did use the White Girl soap this morning. I loves it.

What if I told you it cost $32?