It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Jan 14, 2009 6:22:11 am PST #1235 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Amy - Jan 14, 2009 6:22:23 am PST #1236 of 30000
Because books.
See, that's my take, Jessica. I mean, I think they're awful people based on the kids' names alone, but taking the kids away without explanation? Smacks of thought police to me or something.
Jessica - Jan 14, 2009 6:23:10 am PST #1237 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Uh-oh - Cashmere is stuck in a time loop!
Theodosia - Jan 14, 2009 6:23:12 am PST #1238 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Oh dear. Someone can't link on her phone, but evidently the posting function is working overtime....
Jessica - Jan 14, 2009 6:24:16 am PST #1239 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
HOLLAND TOWNSHIP, N.J. (AP) — Police say three New Jersey siblings whose names have Nazi connotations have been placed in the custody of the state.
Holland Township Police Sgt. John Harris says workers from the state Division of Youth and Family Services on Tuesday 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell and his younger sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell from their home Tuesday.
Harris says family services did not tell police the reason the children were removed. Agency spokeswoman Kate Bernyk says it does not comment on specific cases.
There don't seem to be any details other than that yet.
Cashmere - Jan 14, 2009 6:27:56 am PST #1240 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Whoa. Don't know how that happened. Sorry. I'm willing to bet it's not the names that got the kids removed. But I guarantee bringing news crews into your house is inviting closer scrutiny.
Jessica - Jan 14, 2009 6:28:52 am PST #1241 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm willing to bet it's not the names that got the kids removed. But I guarantee bringing news crews into your house is inviting closer scrutiny.
You're probably right.
Amy - Jan 14, 2009 6:30:34 am PST #1242 of 30000
Because books.
You're probably right.
I wish they'd released some details, though. Don't they usually? Like, when they find the kids who have been starved or chained up?
Again, not that I don't think they're most likely disgusting people and horrible parents.
Jessica - Jan 14, 2009 6:35:20 am PST #1243 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I wonder if they'll try to get little Adolf to change his name. The girls at least have normal first or middle names (JoyceLynn and Jeannie) they can use, but I can't imagine trying to explain to a 3 year-old "Well, your mommy and daddy named you after one of the worst mass-murderers in history...how would you like to be called Bill from now on?"
Amy - Jan 14, 2009 6:37:53 am PST #1244 of 30000
Because books.
Seriously.