Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.

'Soul Purpose'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Mar 24, 2009 5:51:53 pm PDT #12095 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

insent, Ginger!


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2009 5:54:40 pm PDT #12096 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Black cherry kool aid makes my head hurt, so I have to vote against it. And there's something very wrong with their pink lemonade.

I don't think I've ever tasted an artificial watermelon that wasn't just wrong, but a violation.


SailAweigh - Mar 24, 2009 6:04:46 pm PDT #12097 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

It's the artificial banana that gets to me. So close, but so obviously not. It a rotten trick to pull on a tongue.


Kat - Mar 24, 2009 6:16:23 pm PDT #12098 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Artificial cherry is always nast.


shrift - Mar 24, 2009 6:23:44 pm PDT #12099 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Why am I still logged in to work, and working?

Why am I tempted by the Twitter?

These questions haunt me.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 24, 2009 6:28:42 pm PDT #12100 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Watermelon's the worst to me, but then I despise the actual fresh fruit as well as the candy. Artificial orange falls far shorter of the fruit's tastiness than most other flavors.

Strawberry and banana are passable to me, and I really like artificial grape and green apple flavors.


Ginger - Mar 24, 2009 6:42:57 pm PDT #12101 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Backflung, Cashmere.


Dana - Mar 24, 2009 6:59:36 pm PDT #12102 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Watermelon Jolly Ranchers are nast.

I always remember that as far as I'm concerned, NyQuil comes in two flavors: Really Fucking Awful, and Worse Than The Other One. The problem is that when I go to buy some, I have forgotten which is which.

t heads upstairs to take a couple tablespoons of Really Fucking Awful


megan walker - Mar 24, 2009 7:00:24 pm PDT #12103 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Banana, green apple, and watermelon are awesome.

Strawberry and grape are nast.


Ginger - Mar 24, 2009 7:03:48 pm PDT #12104 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Weirdly, kudzu flowers smell like fake grape.