This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Mar 20, 2009 8:46:59 am PDT #11604 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Maybe you should have responded, "DOMINATE YOUR FACE!"

Now I want to Google and find out what happened to Dominate Your Face Guy.

I want dude to crank call msbelle.


msbelle - Mar 20, 2009 8:50:45 am PDT #11605 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh, I am so less fun in reality. I have numerous cold calls and deadline calls at work every day and I never namage anything witty. I do slam down the phone and say snotty things to it once it is hung up though. At home I only ever manage sounding exasperated and/or immediately hang up.


tommyrot - Mar 20, 2009 8:51:00 am PDT #11606 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, I just noticed - the people who create web zen have a web-creation company called foamy industries


msbelle - Mar 20, 2009 8:58:42 am PDT #11607 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

LURKERS! too many coinkadinks.

My hands are FREEZING! stoopid office a/c.


Jesse - Mar 20, 2009 8:59:05 am PDT #11608 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am pretty sure you need to give up lawyering and start a Philosophy Kat blog.

Totally this.


sumi - Mar 20, 2009 9:24:50 am PDT #11609 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

Yes! With lots of Philosogy Kat youtube videos.


tommyrot - Mar 20, 2009 9:35:33 am PDT #11610 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I am pretty sure you need to give up lawyering and start a Philosophy Kat blog.

In addition to cute photos, there should be lots of intellectual discussion as well. Perhaps it could address the eternal issue of Kitty Good and Evil - for example, why do cats walk on computer keyboards, even though they know it's Wrong?


Fred Pete - Mar 20, 2009 9:45:28 am PDT #11611 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

We've experienced our first casualty of the master/pet dialectic (first iteration):

First lesson: You need to realize who's the master. Hint: It isn't you.

Cats vary as to how much and what kind of attention they like. Part of the dialectic is learning what your particular cat likes.

I'll bet Saul would love a tummy rub.


Calli - Mar 20, 2009 9:53:18 am PDT #11612 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'll bet Saul would love a tummy rub.

You might want to wear leather gloves, in case Fred loses that bet.


bon bon - Mar 20, 2009 10:01:21 am PDT #11613 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

In addition to cute photos, there should be lots of intellectual discussion as well. Perhaps it could address the eternal issue of Kitty Good and Evil - for example, why do cats walk on computer keyboards, even though they know it's Wrong?

Bob says it's for the greater good, because the cats are catsequentialists. Or cute-ilitarians.