Skipping sigh-yet-again to post that, according to the Buffista Calendar, today is Dylan's dad Fone Bone's birthday, and send him - and his lovely wife and most adorable son, of course - lots of wishes for a great day and a wonderful year.
Gunn: You saying popping mama threw you a beating? Lorne: Kid Vicious did the heavy lifting. Cordy just mwah-ha-ha'd at us.
'Underneath'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Nilly - Mar 19, 2009 3:57:05 am PDT #11456 of 30000
Swouncing
Jessica - Mar 19, 2009 4:00:56 am PDT #11457 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
A friend of mine had an epic joke that was a literal shaggy dog joke. It starts with a neighborhood having a "shaggiest dog in the neighborhood" contest, escalates up to city, county, state, etc. with the same dog winning shaggiest dog. You can stretch each contest out as long as you can, and add as many variations of a larger area as you can think of, until you get to "shaggiest dog in the universe". The punchline is
In college DH used to tell "the squirrel joke" which could go on for ages. A man sees a squirrel running past carrying an acorn. So he chases it to find out where he's going. And they come to several obstacles (river, pit of snakes, disco) and at each one the squirrel runs back and gets his boat/snake charming kit/white polyester jumpsuit so the man has to do the same. This goes on until the joke-teller can't think of any more situations, the man finally catches up with the squirrel in a cave full of acorns, and asks "What have you been doing all this time???" And the squirrel says "Nuttin'"
I don't know if I can conscientiously ever return to the martial arts, as if I didn't have enough reasons to want to cry today.
ita, I'm so sorry.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 19, 2009 4:20:20 am PDT #11458 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
And the squirrel says
Ahahahahahaha!!!
Clearly these are clean, punny versions of the Aristocrats.
Emily - Mar 19, 2009 4:25:57 am PDT #11459 of 30000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
...the project here a while back to collect some posts and analyze them? How did that turn out?
Er... it kind of didn't. That is to say, I could not get significant success at identification using ANY of the algorithms. Which may mean I was doing it wrong, but I did the best I could without any professional assistance.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 19, 2009 4:35:01 am PDT #11460 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Buffistas: We defy statistics.
Steph L. - Mar 19, 2009 5:15:03 am PDT #11461 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I can't decide what's more awesome: Erin's new dictionary project, or the LED sheep.
Tom Scola - Mar 19, 2009 5:37:35 am PDT #11462 of 30000
hwæt
Undersea volcano erupts near Tonga (with awesome pictures): [link]
Sue - Mar 19, 2009 5:45:29 am PDT #11463 of 30000
hip deep in pie
Even though I totally slept in this morning, I was still in a relatively good mood. But everyone else at work seems really cranky. It's bringing me down.
msbelle - Mar 19, 2009 6:34:28 am PDT #11464 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
running away is not an option, right?
Sue - Mar 19, 2009 6:40:29 am PDT #11465 of 30000
hip deep in pie
running away is not an option, right?
No. I with a co-worker and tried to disabuse her of the notion that Halifax is a violent city. I don't think she believes me.