Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.

Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sumi - Mar 18, 2009 12:05:40 pm PDT #11404 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

One of my cats is exactly like that - but the other one is the opposite. She will curl up on the bed when I go to sleep but refuses to cuddle when I'm sitting down.


Dana - Mar 18, 2009 12:10:51 pm PDT #11405 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I'm watching last night's Daily Show. Glenn Back actually choked up while spewing his hate-filled bullshit? Bizarre.


Daisy Jane - Mar 18, 2009 12:15:56 pm PDT #11406 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Was that from last nights? I thought that was on Monday night's show. My friend and I shared a WTF look. I didn't believe it was meant to be taken straight at first.


sarameg - Mar 18, 2009 12:18:48 pm PDT #11407 of 30000

OMG, this day went bonkers. I shouldn't even be here now. And I didn't get a moment to even make a phone call, so when I do I discover the terminator's closes at 4:30. Grr. But the preliminary report came back fine. I just want details, you know?


Cashmere - Mar 18, 2009 12:59:10 pm PDT #11408 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

After a little bit of googling, I'm finding that the rack & pinion steering on the Chrysler minivans is CRAP. Wonder if I can contact Chrysler customer service and get some satisfaction?


Typo Boy - Mar 18, 2009 1:25:09 pm PDT #11409 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Another preacher joke:

After a long hellfire and brimstone sermon, a parishioner walks up to his preacher. "Father, thanks to your sermon I won't sleep a wink tonight."

Pleased, the preacher asks: "Did my words move you so much?"

The parishioner replies: "It's just when I nap during the day, I'm wakeful all night".


Kat - Mar 18, 2009 1:45:48 pm PDT #11410 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Another priest joke:

Joey and Mike were waiting for confession. Joey goes in and confesses that he kissed a girl. After a pause, the priest says, 'Was it Mary?"

"No, Father."

"Was it Brigid?"

"No, Father."

"Was it Kathleen?"

Wrong again. The priest gives Joey two Hail Marys.

Mike asks Joey, "So what'd you get?"

The answer? "Two Hail Marys and Three Tips."


Kat - Mar 18, 2009 1:52:48 pm PDT #11411 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

did you all see Erin in the CSM? So impressive!


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2009 1:55:46 pm PDT #11412 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wow. I knew Erin was cool, but...


Connie Neil - Mar 18, 2009 2:00:53 pm PDT #11413 of 30000
brillig

Is Erin the one who put together the project here a while back to collect some posts and analyze them? How did that turn out?