River: You gave up everything you had. Simon: [Chinese] Everything I have is right here.

'Safe'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 18, 2009 6:56:52 am PDT #11280 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

That reminds me of a Colin Wilson novel where the protagonists were going on and on in obvious soapbox mouthpiece fashion about how banal and uninspired Shakespeare's works were... plus they were totally written by Marlowe!

Is it evil of me to be so gleeful about someone who attacked H.P Lovecraft early on ending up writing Cthulhu Mythos stories to make ends meet?


Hil R. - Mar 18, 2009 6:57:28 am PDT #11281 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I also saw something on the History Channel about the Freemasons, which was about 58 minutes of "Is it a conspiracy? Do they rule the world? Listen to what these people have to say about it!" followed by about two minutes of, "Nah, just some middle-aged suburbanites doing some silly rituals."


Theodosia - Mar 18, 2009 7:01:28 am PDT #11282 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Still, HyFy stuff like Modern Marvels (which just had a show on Tesla) and Cities of the Underworld makes up for a whole lot of woowoo.


tommyrot - Mar 18, 2009 7:01:40 am PDT #11283 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I also saw something on the History Channel about the Freemasons, which was about 58 minutes of "Is it a conspiracy? Do they rule the world? Listen to what these people have to say about it!" followed by about two minutes of, "Nah, just some middle-aged suburbanites doing some silly rituals."

Steve Martin and some people from SNL did a good parody of this sort of documentary back in the early '80s. It was a sketch called "Did Dinosaurs Build Stonehenge?" It had a bunch of ludicrous "evidence" that dinosaurs built Stonehenge, followed by the statement that since dinosaurs died out 63 million years ago, it wasn't possible.

Then they said, "Some of the rocks at Stonehenge were carried all the way from Wales. Did whales build Stonehenge?" Followed by some very crude animation of blue whales pushing giant stone blocks along the ground. Then they concluded that wasn't possible either, due to the thing that whales can't breathe on land (their weight collapses their lungs).


Theodosia - Mar 18, 2009 7:03:20 am PDT #11284 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Well... those clever Welsh did train sheepdogs to herd LED-equipped sheep into crude signs and symbols, so I wouldn't completely discount the idea that they trained whales to breathe out of water.


lisah - Mar 18, 2009 7:09:07 am PDT #11285 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

ugh stupid internet-based friend drama is bumming me out today. You know, if you have a problem with me, maybe try telling me instead of posting about it on your blog?? sheesh.

anyway, I need food advice! I defrosted some butternut squash soup on Sunday and fried up some bacon to crumble on it that same day. I brought it for lunch yesterday but ended up going out. Do you think it would still be good?


Lee - Mar 18, 2009 7:09:43 am PDT #11286 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

No. Better skip the bacon.


lisah - Mar 18, 2009 7:10:14 am PDT #11287 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

ha, Perkins, I'm on to you!


Jesse - Mar 18, 2009 7:11:33 am PDT #11288 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yes, still good!

Friend drama is a bummer.


megan walker - Mar 18, 2009 7:16:37 am PDT #11289 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Is anyone else having problems with Google Maps today?

I have nothing to say on the "History" Channel. But I think that, much like the "History" Book Club I joined in grad school, the fact that, as a professional historian, they still had nothing of interest to me is telling.