I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Miracleman - Mar 18, 2009 5:04:19 am PDT #11241 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

And how is "UFO Hunters" an appropriate show for the History Channel?

Okay, History Channel, here's a tip: The word "history" is in your fucking name. "History", as we understand it or it relates to us, i.e. HUMANITY comprises several million years!!

Lack of content should NOT be a problem.


tommyrot - Mar 18, 2009 5:05:54 am PDT #11242 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, but "history" just isn't sexy most of the time. For example, not a single sexy babe was involved in the Battle of Midway.


Jessica - Mar 18, 2009 5:06:22 am PDT #11243 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"We Make History" != "We Learn, Teach, Or Know Fuck-all About History"


Tom Scola - Mar 18, 2009 5:07:41 am PDT #11244 of 30000
hwæt

Street addresses in Queens are freaky.

I was looking on Google Maps, and 87th St and 87th Rd in Jamaica are right next to each other!

And there's an 87th Drive, too!


Miracleman - Mar 18, 2009 5:08:26 am PDT #11245 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

"We Make History" != "We Learn, Teach, Or Know Fuck-all About History"

I advocate a new truth in advertising law! That would force the "History Channel" to either change its motto to Jessica's suggestion or change their name to the "Wouldn't This Be AWESOME If Only It Weren't Utter Bullshit Channel".


Jessica - Mar 18, 2009 5:09:45 am PDT #11246 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

That would force the "History Channel" to either change its motto to Jessica's suggestion or change their name to the "Wouldn't This Be AWESOME If Only It Weren't Utter Bullshit Channel".

I vote the latter. Changing your brand name to suit your crappy content is how we wound up with SyFy.


tommyrot - Mar 18, 2009 5:10:02 am PDT #11247 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What If... Eleanor Roosevelt Could Fly!


Jesse - Mar 18, 2009 5:10:17 am PDT #11248 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I was looking on Google Maps, and 87th St and 87th Rd in Jamaica are right next to each other!

You mean 87th Ave. I was going to mention that, too -- Roads are smaller streets between Avenues, as are Drives. It works.


tommyrot - Mar 18, 2009 5:14:25 am PDT #11249 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Massive archive of US Army medical illustrations and photos free online

An incredible archive of US Army medical photos and illustrations is being made available free under a Creative Commons Attribution license on Flickr by the National Museum of Health and Medicine:

This previously unreported archive at the National Museum of Health and Medicine in Washington, D.C., contains 500,000 scans of unique images so far, with another 225,000 set to be digitized this year.

I just love the picture in the article - so that's what the bottom of a skull looks like....


Miracleman - Mar 18, 2009 5:16:11 am PDT #11250 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

SyFy: I love this bit from the TVWeek.com article on the name change

“What we love about this is we hopefully get the best of both worlds,” Mr. Howe said. “We’ll get the heritage and the track record of success, and we’ll build off of that to build a broader, more open and accessible and relatable and
human-friendly brand.” (emphasis mine)

It's not just a dumbfuck marketing move, in other words. Read between the lines, people: "SyFy" is some kind of plan to flush out the Cylons!!

What are you, toaster-lovers?! Get with the human program!

SyFy! SYFY!!