Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!

Monty ,'Trash'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Mar 16, 2009 11:35:34 am PDT #10939 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I don't think 1/2 ever enters into it, Rick. The chances are weighted toward picking the wrong door to begin with. When the other losing doors are revealed, the chances are that the remaining door is the winner.


tommyrot - Mar 16, 2009 11:36:34 am PDT #10940 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OMG. I have just only now just discovered that Fox sucks.

OK. Six months ago, Biden said this:

Ladies and gentlemen, I believe that’s why John McCain could say with a straight face as recently as this morning and this is a quote, “the fundamentals of the economy are strong.” That’s what John said. He says that “We’ve made great progress economically in the Bush years.”

And now Fox is quoting Biden saying "the fundamentals of the economy are strong," and they're claiming he just said this.

Fox News Makes Up NEW LYING TUNE For Dumb Obama And Biden


Dana - Mar 16, 2009 11:37:31 am PDT #10941 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Husband's on phone with technical support for our internet connection. He has already been disconnected once. I hate the cable company so much.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 16, 2009 11:38:24 am PDT #10942 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Do we assume that no one ever chooses the door with the car behind it on the first try?

Also, I cannot find the Saturday Night Live Sketch of the "Making Copies" thing on-line at all-- am I crazy. I need to show a young cow-orker so he doesn't think I am making it up!


Jesse - Mar 16, 2009 11:40:52 am PDT #10943 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The NYTimes explanation really cleared it all up for me!

Do we assume that no one ever chooses the door with the car behind it on the first try?

That's the only time when switching makes you lose -- that's the 1/3.


Jesse - Mar 16, 2009 11:42:25 am PDT #10944 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, I cannot find the Saturday Night Live Sketch of the "Making Copies" thing on-line at all-- am I crazy. I need to show a young cow-orker so he doesn't think I am making it up!

You can't just spend ten minutes going, "Coworker! Coworker-ama! Coworkalama-ding-dong! Makin copies!" and have that work?


tommyrot - Mar 16, 2009 11:43:23 am PDT #10945 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My favorite part of those sketches was the one Sting was on....


msbelle - Mar 16, 2009 11:43:29 am PDT #10946 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

it was rob schneider in that skit - maybe searchunder his name or search on the SNL webpage.


tommyrot - Mar 16, 2009 11:44:51 am PDT #10947 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

White House Advisor: AIG Deserves 'Nobel Prize For Evil'

Tomorrow, they will claim that Limbaugh has sharks with friggin' lasers attached to their heads.


Gudanov - Mar 16, 2009 11:49:47 am PDT #10948 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

It's hard for me to get too worked up about AIG unless I know the nature of the bonuses and how much of it is just that crazy financial business compensation scheme where your 'bonus' is really expected compensation. An unfortunate compensation scheme once under public scrutiny in any event. Why do they do things that way?