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Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Calli - Mar 11, 2009 5:30:53 am PDT #10029 of 30000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Happy birthday, tommyrot!

I'm working from home today. For some reason my cat has decided this means he should fish all the used tissues out of the trash and then shred them. I'm glad he wants my attention, but couldn't he get it by curling up on my lap and purring madly? Or does that just not get enough squirt bottle action to keep him happy?

Fred Pete - Mar 11, 2009 5:30:55 am PDT #10030 of 30000

Ann, that's a ferret.

Vitter, our spy said, gave the airline worker an earful, employing the timeworn "do-you-know-who-I-am" tirade that apparently grew quite heated.

Senator, it's nothing to soil your diapers over.

Fred Pete - Mar 11, 2009 5:31:40 am PDT #10031 of 30000

Ann, that's a ferret.

And, because it doesn't deserve to be in the same post with what I just said:

Happy Birthday, tommyrot!

tommyrot - Mar 11, 2009 5:34:04 am PDT #10032 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And, because it doesn't deserve to be in the same post with what I just said:

Hey, one year at my birthday party, my mom hired a senator to soil his diapers.

OK, that wasn't very funny. But it's my birthday, so I don't care.

ChiKat - Mar 11, 2009 5:40:12 am PDT #10033 of 30000

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy birthday, tommyrot!!!!

Kathy A - Mar 11, 2009 5:40:30 am PDT #10034 of 30000

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Are you waving your arms up in the air? Like you just don't care?

tommyrot - Mar 11, 2009 5:41:23 am PDT #10035 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Are you waving your arms up in the air? Like you just don't care?

Haven't had enough coffee yet....

Burrell - Mar 11, 2009 5:43:37 am PDT #10036 of 30000

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday tommyrot!

After last night's discussion, I am going to have bacon for breakfast. nom nom

Franny's fever seems to have broken finally. She went to bed with a fever of 102.5, but it was down all night. So I have my fingers crossed for a quiet day and no afternoon spikes. I'll stay with her in the morning and then take her to her grandma to watch her in the afternoon while I meet with students.

Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 11, 2009 5:47:31 am PDT #10037 of 30000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday, tommyrot!

From last night,
F: cilantro
C: mayonnaise
M: olives

Jesse - Mar 11, 2009 5:53:54 am PDT #10038 of 30000

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Happy birthday, tommyrot!

I have achieved victory!!! Victory on step one, at least. PHEW.

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