Oh my god, y'all. I have thirteen conference calls on my calendar today. And a shit ton of actual work to accomplish as well. Somebody shoot me.
Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.
Spike ,'Showtime'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Mar 11, 2009 4:10:08 am PDT #10008 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Jessica - Mar 11, 2009 4:12:10 am PDT #10009 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Ack! 5 digit post numbers! CHANGE IS SCARY!!!
F Olives, M Cilantro, C (regrettably) Mayo
Baltimore schools sound like NYC schools. They terrify me.
Tom Scola - Mar 11, 2009 4:15:25 am PDT #10010 of 30000
hwæt
C Olives, F Cilantro, M Mayo.
Jesse - Mar 11, 2009 4:22:39 am PDT #10011 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Now I want a BLT with avocado, and a dish of olives on the side.
Ooh, me too.
I am once again on the phone with the help desk.
Trudy Booth - Mar 11, 2009 5:04:05 am PDT #10012 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Well, it's still better than an Elmo pelt: [link]
That's extra cool since Jim Henson made the original Kermit out of his Mother's old coat.
JZ - Mar 11, 2009 5:05:11 am PDT #10013 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I would have to C cilantro, with great regret (it's a key component in my favorite soup in the entire universe), and then set up some kind of mutually agreeable poly relationship with olives and mayo. And, frankly, olives and mayo would probably have to politely look the other way if, on the occasional Sunday afternoon, I said I was going "out for a walk" in the direction of 5th and Clement for an hour or so. I'd try not to do it that often, and I'd hate myself for betraying olives' and mayo's trust, but the siren call of That Soup would be just too much for me.
Confessionally yours,
Food Slut
Nilly - Mar 11, 2009 5:12:03 am PDT #10014 of 30000
Swouncing
Skipping to a 5-digit-post-#- oh-my to post that, according to the Buffista Calendar, today is tommyrot's birthday.
Happy birthday, tommy! With lots of wishes for a great day and a wonderful year!
tommyrot - Mar 11, 2009 5:12:59 am PDT #10015 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Happy Birtday, tommyrot!
Wait, that's me!
Oh, thanks, Nilly. And hi! What are you up to?
Kathy A - Mar 11, 2009 5:14:14 am PDT #10016 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Happy birthday to the tallest tommyrot of all!!
JZ - Mar 11, 2009 5:15:38 am PDT #10017 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Happy birthday, tommyrot!
So, for your birthday, have you decided whether you're going to give yourself a scary-link-posting holiday, or mark the day by finding the single most freaky and utterly random link in the history of ever?
Also, Nilly sighting! Yay!