Err.. third-to-last.

Huh. You were my suspect.

I also never saw it before, and was certain Jon had done it.

Unless Jon is trying to mislead us by pleading ignorance. I've read mysteries before. I know how it's done.

He's the guest star who gets eliminated early. Jon, just admit it already.

Hey, Jon, do you have that Dolly Mixture track from your show on Friday?

I wish it were me but it weren't.

Tom -- sent to b-rock.

Thanks.

Am I the last person to notice the hyperlink to "Sondheim" in the thread slug?

A stompy Rickrolled the thread? Hi-larious. It should have been the Muppet Rickroll, though.

This is great:

Iggy Pop car insurer hits a bum note... as it refuses to cover musicians because they are 'entertainers' >[link]

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For $7, you can download his new album, plus get three videos.

For $50:

• CD/DVD double-disc set
• T-shirt
• “Thank you” phone call from Josh for buying Since 1972. You can tell him what you like about the record that you purchased, or what you thought sucked. Ask whatever you want, like “Is Maynard really THAT weird?” or “Which one of Sting’s mansions has the comfiest beds?” or “Are Devo really suburban robots that monitor reality or just a bunch of dads from Ohio?” or “Why don’t The Vandals play more stuff off the first record?” It’s your five minutes to yack it up. Talk about whatever you want.

For $20,000

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• T-shirt
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• Signed CD/DVD and digital download
• T-shirt
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