If that works, that's amazing. But he needs to make one for ukes. Ukes go out of tune if you breathe wrong.
Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword. Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold.
'Shindig'
Buffista Music 4: Needs More Cowbell!
There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.
Spidra Webster - Dec 16, 2010 6:59:59 am PST #3933 of 6436
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Polter-Cow - Dec 16, 2010 8:19:47 am PST #3934 of 6436
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Daisy Jane - Dec 17, 2010 7:30:21 am PST #3935 of 6436
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I think I'm either missing something or not as smart as I think I am [link]
Jon B. - Dec 17, 2010 10:31:55 am PST #3936 of 6436
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
This is still my favorite Andrewe Kuo chart.
Jon B. - Dec 17, 2010 12:44:34 pm PST #3937 of 6436
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Captain Beefheart, a.k.a. Don Van Vliet, dies at 69 [link]
DavidS - Dec 17, 2010 2:26:11 pm PST #3938 of 6436
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Shit.
Oh, Captain, my captain, you were the outer edge of my record collection for a long time. There stood Trout Mask Replica and I would listen to it periodically, and even enjoy certain songs. But I knew I wouldn't go beyond that marker. I needed a little less chaos in my music.
But then when I was writing the Tom Waits book I had to go back and study you further and there were so many other parts to your music. Of course, all your early stuff is amazing garage rock with your inimitable bellow, truly one of the great rock voices. But Spotlight Kid and Lick My Decals had a lot more going on. Some grooves I could hang onto. More of your fantastic lyrics.
I think I'll go listen to "Grow Fins" now.
Hayden - Dec 18, 2010 1:01:31 pm PST #3939 of 6436
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
I'm especially fond of his last couple of albums. And so few artists can bring themselves to go out on a high note without the temptation to revisit their legacy.
Tom Scola - Dec 21, 2010 4:10:57 am PST #3940 of 6436
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Jon B. - Dec 21, 2010 6:40:31 am PST #3941 of 6436
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
That's a great take!
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2010 12:30:40 pm PST #3942 of 6436
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I am not a Korn fan, but my younger brother got me into a song they did with The Cure on MTV Unplugged. It's a Korn song and a Cure song played together: "Make Me Bad / In Between Days".
(Is it a mash-up if it's done by the bands themselves?)
Anyway, it's totally awesome.