It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Feb 03, 2009 6:20:15 am PST #9986 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I'm on hold with the bank. The problem with being a member of the Disney Credit Union is, the hold music is "It's A Small World"...

Those sadists!


SuziQ - Feb 03, 2009 6:23:38 am PST #9987 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'd take "It's A Small World..." over the "Tiki Room" song.


Vortex - Feb 03, 2009 6:37:12 am PST #9988 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The problem with being a member of the Disney Credit Union is, the hold music is "It's A Small World"...

you're kidding, right? I would jihad.


omnis_audis - Feb 03, 2009 6:41:35 am PST #9989 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

you're kidding, right? I would jihad.
Oh no. I wish I were. There were other songs after it, all Disney show tunes (that I didn't recognize), but that was the first one that popped up when she put me on hold. The luck I have is AMAZING!

So, for a thread that was threatening to die last night, it sure is dying a slow death.


Vortex - Feb 03, 2009 6:43:04 am PST #9990 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Okay, i feel better.

eta: little bit of a slut there, go me :)


omnis_audis - Feb 03, 2009 6:46:05 am PST #9991 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

what? Sluts? In Bitches? Never. Especially not me!

(If it happens soon, I could get top 10 in the new! That never happens!!)


tommyrot - Feb 03, 2009 6:56:03 am PST #9992 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So, for a thread that was threatening to die last night, it sure is dying a slow death.

Maybe we should try reverse psychology.

OK, everybody try to not post in Bitches....


Trudy Booth - Feb 03, 2009 6:56:59 am PST #9993 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

This is funny.


Trudy Booth - Feb 03, 2009 6:57:20 am PST #9994 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Very very funny.


Trudy Booth - Feb 03, 2009 6:59:46 am PST #9995 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Very very funny.