Harrow: You didn't have to wound that man. Mal: Yeah, I know, it was just funny.

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Emily - Jan 30, 2009 6:13:40 am PST #9591 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I'm thinking this guy wasn't really concerned with being sneaky.


Vortex - Jan 30, 2009 6:19:41 am PST #9592 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Can I get some WhiteHouseTour~ma?

I have some bad news for you, Omnis. I'm trying to get a tour for late march, and my congressperson's office told me not bloody likely. In fact, tours through January have been cancelled, and she anticipated that they would be in February as well.


hippocampus - Jan 30, 2009 6:25:05 am PST #9593 of 10000
not your mom's socks.

I look like this: [link]

you do not!

I'm still hearing echoes of a neighbor who told everyone she saw that I was "the Biggest Pregnant Person EVAR".

Barb - all the feel-better~ma in the world. Having just gone through that experience myself (minus the fibroids. gah.).

Also - WTF $500 gas bill?!?!


Vortex - Jan 30, 2009 6:40:34 am PST #9594 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Barb, I've had two fibroid surgeries, one in patient, one out patient. I did a decent amount of research then (about 5 years ago), so I'm happy to talk with you about what I learned, if you like.


Vortex - Jan 30, 2009 7:26:54 am PST #9595 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

People kill me. My office is next to a large conference room. There is a door that leads directly to the conference room from my office. As a result of said door, I always get a lot of noise from events in the conference room. It's a minor inconvenience.

Today, someone actually asked me if I would mind if a group of people used the door in my office to enter the conference room, apparently because it would be less obtrusive than the front door. Really? Did you not notice the shit I have piled in front of said door because I DON'T USE THE DAMNED DOOR. Is this insensitive of me.


Ginger - Jan 30, 2009 7:31:26 am PST #9596 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

less obtrusive than the front door

For them, maybe. Apparently they don't consider people walking randomly through someone's office obtrusive. Have you thought about moving a large piece of furniture there?


Miracleman - Jan 30, 2009 7:42:44 am PST #9597 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Did you not notice the shit I have piled in front of said door because I DON'T USE THE DAMNED DOOR.

"Hey, would you mind moving all that stuff so we can enter the conference room unobtrusively?"

"Oh, see...that door doesn't go to the conference room."

"Yes, it does..."

"No, I know it *looks* like it does, but it really goes to...Hell."

"Hell?"

"It's a portal straight to Hell. At least I think it's Hell...might just be a hell-like parallel dimension. Anyway, no, the door does *not* go to the conference room. That's why I keep all that stuff piled in front of it; because once...

...somebody knocked."


Vortex - Jan 30, 2009 7:42:56 am PST #9598 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Very few people have made the connection, and no one has had the nerve to ask before.


Vortex - Jan 30, 2009 7:44:16 am PST #9599 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

And I was also afraid that once people think they can come through, they'll be popping in, saying "oh, would you mind, I don't want to walk through the room to get to my seat"


juliana - Jan 30, 2009 7:45:45 am PST #9600 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

And I was also afraid that once people think they can come through, they'll be popping in, saying "oh, would you mind, I don't want to walk through the room to get to my seat"

Oh, they will totally do this. Don't give a fucking inch.

I may have a lower-than-usual opinion of people today, but I know the above statement to be true.