Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


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omnis_audis - Jan 25, 2009 11:26:32 am PST #9064 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Oh God. I actually started this, didn't I? Was it really all about... the furniture...?
It started out that way. But, for once, it wasn't me bringing it to other areas.


Laga - Jan 25, 2009 11:29:54 am PST #9065 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Insent

Did you just send her pictures of your furniture?


Shir - Jan 25, 2009 11:34:40 am PST #9066 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Did you just send her pictures of your furniture?

nods, worried


Shir - Jan 25, 2009 11:37:16 am PST #9067 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

But, for once, it wasn't me bringing it to other areas.

I only named it! (Or, actually, suggested to name it appropriately).

I never knew I had furniture fetish. This is getting disturbing.


omnis_audis - Jan 25, 2009 11:44:29 am PST #9068 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Did you just send her pictures of your furniture?
um. Ya. Kinda.


Laga - Jan 25, 2009 11:51:47 am PST #9069 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Now I'm having wistful feelings for a long lost friend's chair-and-a-half.


Shir - Jan 25, 2009 11:54:29 am PST #9070 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

OK, and in the I'M NOT FURNITURE FREAK DAMN YOU section:

I'm going to bed. To sleep. OK, first to read this more, then sleep.

And, as posted in Natter (and has absolutely NO CONNECTION with my, err, apparently new furniture fetish), if anyone have recipe for chestnut soup, I'd be happy to hear about it.

Now, in NFN (new fetish news):
My very hot friend who's spending the night in my place saying she's up for a threesome with Fluffy. IJS what she said.


omnis_audis - Jan 25, 2009 12:02:05 pm PST #9071 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

OK, and in the I'M NOT FURNITURE FREAK DAMN YOU section:
:: looks up thread :: um. Not so sure about this.

My very hot friend who's spending the night in my place saying she's up for a threesome with Fluffy. IJS what she said.
um. uh. FUCK. My chair gets all the hot offers! So would it be overly pervy to ask for pictures? I'll superimpose them on to fluffy.

(Clearly I need more sleep. Brain still not fully functional. Gate keeper still not awake yet).


DebetEsse - Jan 25, 2009 12:02:47 pm PST #9072 of 10000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I have a chair-and-a-half! It's great. Currently covered in cat hair, but great. It came with an ottoman, and I could either get it as a recliner or with a hide-a-bed. I said, "why would I need a recliner when I get an ottoman?"


Laga - Jan 25, 2009 12:24:22 pm PST #9073 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

If any LAistas (do we have OCistas?) are going to be in the Buena Park area tomorrow around 7:30 we're going to Portillos to celebrate my birthday. The more the merrier!