Spike: We got a history, him and me. Fred: What? Spike: It was a long time ago. He was a young Watcher, fresh out of the academy when we crossed paths. It was a, what-you-call battle of wills and blood was spilled. Vendettas were sworn. It was a whole-- Fred: My God you're so full of crap. Spike: Yeah. Okay.

'Unleashed'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jan 25, 2009 10:52:26 am PST #9053 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I think I'm fond of your Evil Comfy Chair. You should name him. Fluffy, or something like it. Or, you know, something more manly and which implies its deadly napping threat.
My Evil comfy chair has requested that you keep the pillow talk pet names private. Now everyone knows your pet name for him. Also, Fluffy wants to know when you are visiting next. And. I have to say, I'm a little jealous.

ION, I slept in till 2pm! woot!


Shir - Jan 25, 2009 10:56:32 am PST #9054 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Lungs. Hurt. Can't. Breath.

Damn you. It's been a while since I laughed so hard.

Fluffy wants to know when you are visiting next.

Priceless.


Shir - Jan 25, 2009 10:58:50 am PST #9055 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh, and tell Fluffy I miss the fuzzy, comfy parts.

(You know, I know someone nicknamed Fluffy. I shouldn't be doing this).


Laga - Jan 25, 2009 11:01:52 am PST #9056 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Do I want to know what you have to do to win the nickname "fluffy"?


Shir - Jan 25, 2009 11:04:53 am PST #9057 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

We're making the rules as we progress, Laga.

It's more fun that way.


omnis_audis - Jan 25, 2009 11:08:24 am PST #9058 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Oh, and tell Fluffy I miss the fuzzy, comfy parts.
:: looks down shirt :: Shit! It's not me. Not fuzzy. That two timing chair! That's it. I'm sitting on the couch for now.


Shir - Jan 25, 2009 11:11:44 am PST #9059 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Seekert message to Fluffy:

::hugz chair to death::

That's right, baby; you're all mine, now.

Extra Edit: I can't believe I'm talking to people's furniture now. Furniture I have never seen, of people I have never met.

Oh hai, good people in white coats!


Pix - Jan 25, 2009 11:13:53 am PST #9060 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Get a well-furnished room, you two! (Sorry, couldn't resist.)


amych - Jan 25, 2009 11:16:39 am PST #9061 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Get a well-furnished room, you two!

A fluffy one, even. or, you know, padded.


Shir - Jan 25, 2009 11:19:29 am PST #9062 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Comes to think about it, I did make omnis to spend time in his bed. hopefully sleeping.

Oh God. I actually started this, didn't I? Was it really all about... the furniture...?