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Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Jan 23, 2009 4:16:36 pm PST #8840 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Aw, juliana! Our door is always open to you (obviously, we made it home by now), but how are you doing with the Death Flu?


Sophia Brooks - Jan 23, 2009 4:20:58 pm PST #8841 of 10000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I am so sorry for your loss askye. I am giving my kitty some extra cuddles.

My mother cannot say Vietnam or salsa. She somehow puts a million extra vowels in them (and we are from Western NY). So it is vee-a-AT-nam and saaw- all- SUH. Drives me nuts. And I do somehow draw the line between accents and just saying the wrong word, like Chi-pol-te.

Of course, I can't pronounce many words that I see mostly in writing. I just found out today that I was saying proselytize wrong.


beekaytee - Jan 23, 2009 4:22:21 pm PST #8842 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant

My stepmother used to say em-BOYD-ree for embroidery. I could never figure out how she got that.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 23, 2009 4:28:53 pm PST #8843 of 10000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

When I was younger I used to get after my mother because she could never remember the names of famous people, books, or movies, and would either make up names or use a name that is close but not quite. For example, she calls the movie White Nights, "Knights in White Satin". But now I do the exact same thing. When we were doing the play "Accidental Death of an Anarchist", I kept calling it "Accidental Tourist". Now we are doing a play called "The Hairy Dutchman" and I keep saying "The Flying Dutchman" or "The Hairy Ape".


Hil R. - Jan 23, 2009 4:30:29 pm PST #8844 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just found out today that I was saying proselytize wrong.

Now I'm all paranoid. pros-SELL-li-tize? pros-sell-li-TIZE? I can't even figure out how I say it now.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 23, 2009 4:33:06 pm PST #8845 of 10000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I was pronouncing it with a prose instead of a pros.


JenP - Jan 23, 2009 4:45:18 pm PST #8846 of 10000

I say PROSS-luh-tize. But the dictionary tells me you can also say PROSS-suh-luh-tize. Only not with my phonetics-on-the-fly.


Steph L. - Jan 23, 2009 5:00:43 pm PST #8847 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I just found out today that I was saying proselytize wrong.

I won't say how old I was when I realized that "draught" was pronounced "draft."

Or that "segway" was that weird word "segue" I kept seeing.

(No, really. Pretty fucking old. High school, I think. "Epitome" might fall in that Age of Enlightenment as well.)


Laga - Jan 23, 2009 5:01:57 pm PST #8848 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I used to think Dos Equis and Doseckis were two different types of beer.


Laga - Jan 23, 2009 5:02:57 pm PST #8849 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Our wii is here. D is playing Metroid. I just squeed, "Oh you're a little ball!" to which he replied, "Oballa!"