The wild parrots are back. I love their gleeful chitter-chatter.
Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Jan 22, 2009 11:25:03 am PST #8638 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Steph L. - Jan 22, 2009 11:26:14 am PST #8639 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
You may have it.
Woot!
Miracleman - Jan 22, 2009 11:32:35 am PST #8640 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
20 minutes to go...
The phones have been quiet...too quiet. All throughout the day they had been constant in their squealing and howling, but now they lay dormant...waiting...ripe with potential for last minute annoyance.
I sip my water and eye them nervously. Dare I go on Facebook? B.org? Check my e-mail or bank account? Or will the slightest move, the merest twitch set them to shrilling, opening themselves...and me...to the ear-bleedingly stupid questions and inanities of the World Beyond These Cubicles?
I can wait no longer. I will chance it...I move my hands...
- RRRRIIIINNNNNGGG!!!!!*
Curse you, Dark Gods of Fate and Fucktards! I answer:
"Thank you for calling [Company], how can I help you?"
"I haven't received my W2 forms yet."
"They haven't been mailed yet."
"Why?"
What can I tell her? Because we don't like her? Because we're viciously conspiring to delay her miniscule tax return just as long as we can? What? WHAT?!
"I don't know, ma'am."
"Uch! *sigh* Fine." *click*
A narrow escape. I lean back in my chair and eye the clock, hands shaking. I want a cigarette very badly, but I will wait...I will savor one as I make my escape to Freedom.
Sixteen minutes to go...
Emily - Jan 22, 2009 11:33:57 am PST #8641 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Yo, MM, I sentcha a package. If you don't have it by Friday, would you let me know?
Miracleman - Jan 22, 2009 11:34:30 am PST #8642 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Okey doke.
sj - Jan 22, 2009 11:36:10 am PST #8643 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I posted some pictures of my mother's retirement party in facebook. My camera wasn't working, so there are no pictures of of TCG looking so handsome in his suit, but stepdad took some nice pictures of me and mom that I don't hate.
Laga - Jan 22, 2009 11:37:37 am PST #8644 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I copied some COMM posts to my mom and now she wants to read your forthcoming book, MM.
Miracleman - Jan 22, 2009 11:39:05 am PST #8645 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Ah, yes, my book it's nearly completed
It's entitled
MM's Random Ramblings
or
For God's Sake Step Away From the Keyboard and Take Your Fucking Pills!
sj - Jan 22, 2009 11:47:51 am PST #8646 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Jilli, insent.
hippocampus - Jan 22, 2009 12:01:41 pm PST #8647 of 10000
not your mom's socks.
meep - haircut today. Too! Short! photos to follow. mebbe. or just a paper bag.