Dick Cheney hurt his back looting moving out and will be in a wheelchair at the inaugural.
I suppose it's not good to simply not show up on your last day.
Spike: You pissed in the Big Man's Chair? That's fantastic! Gunn: Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy? Spike: What, the Lorne thing? Worn off. I just think that's bloody fabulous.
'Life of the Party'
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DCJensen - Jan 20, 2009 4:40:46 am PST #8385 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Fay - Jan 20, 2009 4:43:17 am PST #8386 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
NONE of the Robins are pathetic and incompetent!
No, I rather thought as much. I think we must blame it on the transmogrification ray that has rendered them all in Lego form. Clearly it has fucked with Robin's competence and cool. Albeit to hilarious effect.
...no, no, I haven't just spent a couple of hours slaying slime monsters and flying jellyfish and animated suits of armour. Why do you ask?
Ahem.
Also, note to self: you cannot play around with writing fic before leaving the flat to get to school. That leads to being half an hour late to school. BAD teacher! No cookie!
Trudy Booth - Jan 20, 2009 4:57:59 am PST #8387 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
So why do we think Cheney is actually in a wheel chair?
Signed,
On the Infinitely Small Chance the Government Doesn't Spring for Movers, I'm Pretty Sure Cheney Has The Ducats to Cover it Himself.
Steph L. - Jan 20, 2009 5:07:16 am PST #8388 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
So why do we think Cheney is actually in a wheel chair?
I just posted this in Natter:
His human shell started to break down a day early.
amych - Jan 20, 2009 5:08:28 am PST #8389 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I'm still voting for "he's secretly Mr. Potter".
omnis_audis - Jan 20, 2009 5:37:16 am PST #8390 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Maybe Bush did a leg sweep and busted his kneecap. "This is for being a pain in my administration through 2005 when I started getting balls, you bastard!"
OK, so I'm not so good at the fic writing. :: shrugs ::
I am awake. Listening to NPR. Not wanting to go to work. Another long day. Would rather sit with tissue boxes in recliner and watch festivities of A New Hope.
Spleen~ma as needed.
DC~ma for the residents.
Hopefully traffic won't be too messed up today/tomorrow as the shrub moves within 6 miles of my apartment!*!*!
DavidS - Jan 20, 2009 5:39:12 am PST #8391 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Fay, you should have Emmett over as he is an avid fan of Lego Batman, and is keen to try the Wii.
Did anybody see Cheney in the wheelchair and mutter "Just ascend already..."
Hil R. - Jan 20, 2009 5:46:08 am PST #8392 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
There's already been one Metro injury -- an elderly woman fell onto the track and broke her arm. They were originally reporting that she'd been hit by a train, but it seems like that's not true. But they stopped service to that station for a while while they got her to an ambulance.
Fay - Jan 20, 2009 5:48:10 am PST #8393 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
I'm quite sure that Emmet would be much better at the Lego Batman game than I am. It's one of the ones that involves the remote and the nunchuk working in glorious synchronicity; in my case, that involves lots of wild flailing like an epileptic at a rave, and the poor wee characters have a life expectancy slightly higher than that of a doughnut in the vicinity of Homer Simpson.
Alas, poor Lego Batman.
brenda m - Jan 20, 2009 5:52:54 am PST #8394 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
So why do we think Cheney is actually in a wheel chair?
Giant snakes don't walk all that well?