Why is watching Celebrity Rehab making me want a beer?

Since starting the new job, slowly getting to know the various production department heads, the Scenic Artist was griping how the information he is given is always incomplete for his task. He was dumbfounded when I revealed just how few Sound Designers ever give me any drawings or paperwork. That I generate all paperwork for shows. "How do you know what to draw?" "I talk to them. iChat. E-mail. Gather bits and pieces of information over a bunch of communications, and then present them with paper work". "I don't want your job". It was rather funny. The TD was rolling, and later told me why. "I"ve never seen [Scenic Artist] stop griping so fast in my life. That was brilliant!"

I have the most respect for costumes. Dealing with the personalities of actors. Nuances. Annoyances. From hygiene issues, to "please don't go 'commando' when doing a fitting", to "I don't look good in that". Your not supposed to, your playing a homeless drunk down on their luck! Not to mention just MAKING the costumes. No clue. It's a dark art, I say. All a mystery.

What were you, omnis - Willow with a penis?

Um. Uh. See, all I can think about is, "Willow is hot, I'd love to be her lover" with that in mind, can I be Willow with a penis? Then I'd want to be my own lover???

Sadly? There is fanfic....

Dealing with actors is a special thing that we learn, especially working in a university system where you are also dealing with people in late adolescence and early adulthood. Although I will say, if you want the latest gossip, you should talk to the costume people! You would never imagine what people say in front of costume people!

I could never, ever, begin to do the technical stuff that sound and light people do. I fell like I could deal with a set, and I know that I am almost as good at props as I am at costumes, but that electronic stuff-- no way. I have run sound for shows, back in the days when everything was on tape, but I so did not understand any of the knobs on the board, or what they did, or anything! I was so proud that I actually started the tapes (it was a musical on tape) on time.

"Willow is hot, I'd love to be her lover" with that in mind, can I be Willow with a penis? Then I'd want to be my own lover???

Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all.

Great, now *I* need the brain bleach AND the earwormicide.

Costumes, o_a? That's funny, as actors and wardrobe (and even lights) tell me what we do is a dark art. I always tell the lighting guys we use the same electricity they do, we just make it perform tricks.

Also, a2 always has to deal with actors. And the wardrobe department.

Well, I do have to say that I am a wardrobe person doing costumes, as at my university we don't distinguish and I do both.

There's a difference between wardrobe and costume? That is a dark art.

Yup- costumes makes the costumes, and wardrobe runs the changes and takes care of things one rehearsal and shows start. Quite a dark art-- especially after you have washed all sorts of bodily fluids off of costumes as w wardrobe person. The costume people don't get that privilege!