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Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jan 12, 2009 4:22:06 pm PST #7677 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In general, I am just really annoyed at generalizations.

I generally agree. (winky emoticon)

I desperately want a retractable leash for the dalmatian, because I'm too slow for her, and when we're not near people/other dogs, I could let it spool out so she could motor a little bit (and then yank my arm out of its socket when she reaches the end [she's completely unaware of her surroundings or the human on the other end of the leash; she is the Ferdinand the Bull of dogs]).


beth b - Jan 12, 2009 4:25:51 pm PST #7678 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

In general, I am confused by people that walk while talking on the cell phone. (pacing on the sidewalk doesn't quite count) You can't be paying attention to your surroundings. No way to know if a car, mugger, bike, or dog is coming up behind you. and often in front of you


Steph L. - Jan 12, 2009 4:28:11 pm PST #7679 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

ION, I meant to say -- askye, I totally understand how not getting enough sleep *wrecks* you. It magnifies teeny problems, and makes me slightly paranoid. Plus, if I have more than 1 night in a row of bad/not enough sleep, I start to believe I'll never sleep again.

One non-drug thing that works for me is to take a hot shower/bath before bed, because once you're in bed, as you cool down, you get sleepy. (The reverse is true; as your body temperature rises, you wake up. That's why sleep gurus recommend sleeping in a cool, not warm, room.)

ION, if you split a tablet of any drug with a pill splitter, you know how there's powder/teeny debris left in the bottom of the pill splitter? If it's flexiril, and you lick the powder (or just put it on your tongue, intending to go get water to wash it down, but then you take too long and it dissolves), your tongue will GET NUMB.

Learn from my experiment. Don't lick flexiril fragments.


beth b - Jan 12, 2009 4:38:40 pm PST #7680 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

now I am imagining Steph saying her post with a numb tongue.


Steph L. - Jan 12, 2009 4:43:07 pm PST #7681 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The Boy pointed out that the tongue is a giant muscle, and I licked muscle *relaxer.*

Duh. Of course it's numb. Not *totally* numb, I should add, but just numb-ish, like when you suck a Cepacol lozenge.


Typo Boy - Jan 12, 2009 4:59:59 pm PST #7682 of 10000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I am confused by people that walk while talking on the cell phone

Well you can certainly pay attention enough to what is in front of you to not trip or run into anyone. I would not do it crossing the street. If it is an area you are unlikely to be mugged, then it seems OK to me. I mean I'm not a big cell phone user, and don't do it. If you are just walking on the sidewalk, and are walking fast enough to keep up with traffic, then surely it is the responsiblity of those behind you not to run into you, to control their enough so their dogs don't run into you, and to tap you on the shoulder and say "excuse me" if they need you to move so they can pass. I live in a small town, so am probably not visualizing crowded city sidewalks. Here a "crowded" sidewalk has a person or two every four feet. I'll admit that in NY or Boston or Downtown Portland or Downtown Seattle it is probably different. As I said, I don't walk and talk on a cellphone. But really it doesn't seem to me that it would take that much more concentration than walking and talking to the person next to you, or walking and worrying about your troubles, or walking and working up the courage to ask that attractive acquaintence you will see tomorrow out.


DavidS - Jan 12, 2009 5:01:09 pm PST #7683 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

In general, I am confused by people that walk while talking on the cell phone. (pacing on the sidewalk doesn't quite count) You can't be paying attention to your surroundings. No way to know if a car, mugger, bike, or dog is coming up behind you. and often in front of you

I did this today, without falling down, getting run over or eaten by a pack of feral dogs. Peripheral vision is your friend. But I had to make a couple calls while on my lunch hour, and I needed to drop off my timecard.


§ ita § - Jan 12, 2009 5:03:47 pm PST #7684 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If I can read a book and walk (never had any accidents) I can certainly talk on the phone and walk. It really depends on the surroundings.


Steph L. - Jan 12, 2009 5:06:20 pm PST #7685 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I did this today, without falling down, getting run over or eaten by a pack of feral dogs.

The legendary feral dogs of San Francisco.

That might be a good band name... "Tonight, for one night only, The Legendary Feral Dogs of San Francisco!!!"

Their hook? They're really from Wichita.


Barb - Jan 12, 2009 5:06:58 pm PST #7686 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

I use a retractable leash. I do not use a cell while using it.

I use them with Pisces and Mooshu because they both walk well on leash and don't go charging after people. I also keep it locked in a fairly short position.

If I tried a retractable with Jas, she'd yank my arm straight out of the socket. It's a matter of knowing the dog and knowing what works best.