We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Jan 10, 2009 8:18:44 pm PST #7515 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I keep food until it smells, looks, or tastes weird.

I have yet to become ill via this policy.


Shir - Jan 10, 2009 8:19:47 pm PST #7516 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Thanks for the answers, guys.


omnis_audis - Jan 10, 2009 9:06:32 pm PST #7517 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Don't hate the world. Some of us are good. Tell you when not to eat rice. Or bake you things. We just need that dang island.


Shir - Jan 10, 2009 9:33:00 pm PST #7518 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh, of course I mean the-world-which-isn't-buffistas/friends.
That goes without saying. Especially if you're baking me stuff. I'm still impressed, you know.


omnis_audis - Jan 10, 2009 10:14:27 pm PST #7519 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Too bad my lasagna won't ship well.


Shir - Jan 10, 2009 10:21:14 pm PST #7520 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Teaser.


omnis_audis - Jan 10, 2009 10:30:59 pm PST #7521 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Wow. I can't recall a women ever accusing me of that before.


Shir - Jan 10, 2009 10:34:55 pm PST #7522 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Well, there's always a first time.

Either that, or you never cooked for your girlfriends.


omnis_audis - Jan 10, 2009 10:51:34 pm PST #7523 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I have cooked for them. A very useful tool in wooing.


Shir - Jan 10, 2009 10:55:19 pm PST #7524 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Good omnis. I approve.