I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Jan 10, 2009 8:18:44 pm PST #7515 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I keep food until it smells, looks, or tastes weird.

I have yet to become ill via this policy.


Shir - Jan 10, 2009 8:19:47 pm PST #7516 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Thanks for the answers, guys.


omnis_audis - Jan 10, 2009 9:06:32 pm PST #7517 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Don't hate the world. Some of us are good. Tell you when not to eat rice. Or bake you things. We just need that dang island.


Shir - Jan 10, 2009 9:33:00 pm PST #7518 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Oh, of course I mean the-world-which-isn't-buffistas/friends.
That goes without saying. Especially if you're baking me stuff. I'm still impressed, you know.


omnis_audis - Jan 10, 2009 10:14:27 pm PST #7519 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Too bad my lasagna won't ship well.


Shir - Jan 10, 2009 10:21:14 pm PST #7520 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Teaser.


omnis_audis - Jan 10, 2009 10:30:59 pm PST #7521 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Wow. I can't recall a women ever accusing me of that before.


Shir - Jan 10, 2009 10:34:55 pm PST #7522 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Well, there's always a first time.

Either that, or you never cooked for your girlfriends.


omnis_audis - Jan 10, 2009 10:51:34 pm PST #7523 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I have cooked for them. A very useful tool in wooing.


Shir - Jan 10, 2009 10:55:19 pm PST #7524 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Good omnis. I approve.