I need to flail a little. I joined match.com a week ago. I e-mailed somebody. He replied! He's articulate, literate, and got my Doctor Who reference in the last line of my profile. Eep! Now I'm all nervous about keeping the ball going! ::flail::

Sail is made of WIN and Mr. Man realized it! A gentleman of good and discerning taste, says I.

Yay, Sail!! Roll that ball back!

Yay, Sail!

Roll that ball back!

I hope this is a metaphor.

(I'm editing an article right now -- with COLOR PICTURES -- that is titled "Cocaine-Related Vasculitis Causing SCROTUM GANGRENE." [The capital letters are mine.] Dude, forget the whole "This is your brain; this is your brain on drugs," crack the egg PSA. I tell you what, I think saying, "Guys: do you like your balls? Do you want them to ROT AND FALL OFF? Then don't smoke crack!!!" is a way way WAY more effective PSA.)

(I am SO not kidding. The pictures -- did I mention, COLOR??? -- are nasty.)

Crack is wack, kiddies.

I'm overcaffinated today, so I don't dare try to write back tonight. It will have to wait for tomorrow. When I can spell two words in a row without a typo. You don't want to know how many backspaces I've been through just to type this.

I'm overcaffinated today, so I don't dare try to write back tonight.

It could just make you seem enthusiastic!

It could just make you seem enthusiastic!

Which, when contact has been strictly online to date, could come off as "potential stalker with 'Basic Instinct' tendencies."

I think waiting is probably not a bad idea.

Yay for articulate Match dude!

Crack is wack, kiddies.

I totally support having these pictures distributed far and wide. I still don't get why people think it is a good plan to try crack. I mean really, they call it crack!

tranquility, peace, and easy-decision ma~~~,kristin

{{{Kristin}}} ~ma to you and your family. I really liked your grandmother when I met her.