I'm just, uh, just feeling kinda... truthsome right now. And, uh... life's just too damn short for ifs and maybes.

Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - Jan 07, 2009 3:53:20 pm PST #7209 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

mandated remedial reading class that I could not get out of

!!!

What's the bloody point of that? Insane! Surely REMEDIAL implies that it's for the people who aren't achieving the expected level? Rather than standard?

!!!

Meanwhile, can the Minister for Kill The Stupid People please smite the guy who lives in my building whom I've now met for the second time, in that share-the-elevator-and-walk-in-the-same-direction-and-make-polite-conversation kind of way? Because I cannot cope with any more of his xenophobic bullshit. Seriously. Go home to North America, whitey. Do not stay here in Thailand and slag off the entire population of the country, and go off on one about how they are all profoundly immoral to the core, and how they are all liars, and untrustworthy, and how you hate the kids in your class. Really. Just fuck off back home, if you're so unhappy here.

And then he adds that his wife is Thai, and that she's a liar too, and that she lies to his face - although at least she's not as bad as most Thais. And I'm just standing there like a goldfish. Because, really? This geeky looking, pasty, skinny white boy is HERE IN THAILAND, marrying a Thai girl, because he knows that just by being a farang he can pull girls who would never give him a second glance at home - girls who wouldn't touch him with a bargepole, if they had economic parity with him. That is why he is here. And yet he has the gall to spew all this bullshit about the culture he's taking advantage of?

I don't think so.


billytea - Jan 07, 2009 3:58:27 pm PST #7210 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

And then he adds that his wife is Thai, and that she's a liar too, and that she lies to his face - although at least she's not as bad as most Thais.

Now I'm wondering what lies she's telling to his face.

"I love you."
"That was amazing!"
"Don't worry about it, it happens to a lot of guys."


Fay - Jan 07, 2009 4:01:07 pm PST #7211 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

EXACTLY.


Hil R. - Jan 07, 2009 4:10:18 pm PST #7212 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I've been working on writing the syllabus for the class I'm teaching this semester. It really doesn't help that the department syllabus -- the one that tells which sections to cover, and approximately how many days to take on each -- was written for a different textbook, and no one seems to know where the one for the new textbook is.

Also, there are a few things in the course that I need to learn before I can teach them. This'll be interesting.


Barb - Jan 07, 2009 4:12:42 pm PST #7213 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

I'm earwormed with the entire soundtrack to Mamma Mia!

Just thought I'd share.

Good luck with the syllabus, Hil.


Hil R. - Jan 07, 2009 4:19:50 pm PST #7214 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

And then he adds that his wife is Thai, and that she's a liar too, and that she lies to his face - although at least she's not as bad as most Thais.

Buh? I cannot wrap my head around this.


billytea - Jan 07, 2009 4:21:13 pm PST #7215 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Buh? I cannot wrap my head around this.

The distinction is that most other Thais only lie to his arse, figuring that if he's talking out of it this must be where he wants to hold the conversation.


WindSparrow - Jan 07, 2009 4:24:21 pm PST #7216 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Sounds like you've got the King of the Fuck Cakes for a neighbor, there, Fay.

What's the bloody point of that? Insane! Surely REMEDIAL implies that it's for the people who aren't achieving the expected level? Rather than standard?

The class was mandated to address the disparity in reading scores of minority students, which is a serious concern for the Cleveland school district, as it is composed of mostly minorities. I believe they forced everyone, including students in the gifted/honors program, to take it so it could not be felt any one was being singled out.

How badly it sucked depended largely on the teacher, though. The first year was really bad, which was when I was so unhappy with it, and did so poorly. The second year I had it, the teacher rather cleverly designed exercises to work across skill levels. So no matter where you started in his class, you frickin' learned something. One thing we did every day was to write for 5 minutes - often he gave us a topic, sometimes it was left to us - points were given not for writing perfectly but just based on word count. So we got over our self-consciousness, and just concentrated on spitting stuff out. This really helped me sharpen my ability to get words on paper.


Barb - Jan 07, 2009 4:27:25 pm PST #7217 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

Buh? I cannot wrap my head around this.

Hil speaks for me on this.

Although I would also love to take him out back and show him what's what with Bertha.

Asswipe.


omnis_audis - Jan 07, 2009 4:39:26 pm PST #7218 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Fay, let me get this straight. If women won't touch me with a bargepole in the US, they will fawn over me in Thailand? AND there is yummy food everywhere. Hmmm. Maybe I should take a trip there.