You're going to rock this thing, Hil!
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
...I cooked the whole package of bacon....
You saved the bacon grease for making cornbread and biscuits and other yummy things later, right? Bacon grease keeps very well in a can in the refrigerator.
Mmmmm...bacon!
::comes to the sad realization of NO BACON::
I just bought some today. I will be having bacon for breakfast. YUM.
IOmememeN, there was, alas, no ice skating for me today. The rink was so busy that they had no rental skates in my size. Dodged that bullet for another week!
I pan fried some of the Honey Baked ham this morning to go along with chocolate & caramel chip pancakes. We've almost used up enough ham so that I can make split pea soup later this week.
Health~ma to your mom, Theo, and coping ~ma to you.
Go Hil! You're going to rock!!
In meme news, I have spent four days grading, have more to do today, and have to go back to work tomorrow. I am an idiot for putting this all off until the last possible moment. Grr.
shoving it haphazardly into random plurals makes the Baby Jesus cry.
omnis I can forgive. It's the so-called "professional journalists" who keep abusing it that have been making me nuts and contemplating doing things that would end up with me in an orange jumpsuit with side-slash pockets.
My mother, a lifelong communications/PR professional, has started using quotation marks for emphasis. Like so:
I'm eating Trader Joe's chocolate-filled cereal bites, and I "love" them!
I try to explain to her that she should damn well know that using quotation marks in that way makes it look like she means the opposite of what's in quotes.
She yelled at me and told me that I just don't understand. At which point it officially became Freaky Friday.
(And I *am* eating Trader Joe's chocolate-filled cereal bites, and I *do* love them.)
You know you are in a room of brainiacs when grammar causes some of the most heated discussions.
Be glad you weren't around for the Gerund Wars. Very, VERY glad. Seriously.
You stay up there with people who appreciate that, like your parents, God and Ayn Rand.
And you hand me the perfect example of the serial comma being a Good Thing. I can't tell if you are comparing someone's parents to God and Ayn Rand, or you're giving me a list of three (parents, God, Ayn Rand). Or maybe my fever has eaten my BRAINNNZZZ.
I confess, lasy week I looked up the areas of Israel and Gaza Strip. According to the CIA factbook, Israel is roughly the size of New Jersey. And Gaza Strip is roughly equivalent to (2) Washington DCs side by side. I can't imagine trying to hide military air flights. Fixed wing or not.
Huh. If you'd asked me, I'd have guessed that New Jersey was smaller than Washington DC. Shows how good a grasp I have of geography!
Omnis, I am sorry for being rude - apostrophes are a sort of soap box issue for me.
I second amych's recommendation that you DON'T worry about the exceptions - there are hardly any exceptions. The basic rule with regard to apostrophes is this:
Contraction
We are lazy bastards, we English speakers, and we like to squish words together. When we do so, the apostrophe is a little pointing finger that indicates where the missing letters should be. Thus
Fay is a bitch
becomes
Fay's a bitch
with the apostrophe pointing at where the letter i should go.
Possession
If something belongs to somebody, you can either express this in a roundabout way:
This is the explanation of the girl
or you can use an apostrophe:
This is the girl's explanation.
Easy.
Now, if more than one girl were busy trying to explain things, we'd have the word girls instead of the word girl. And, logically, following that rule you'd think it should look like this:
This is the girls's explanation.
But since we are lazy bastards we don't bother with adding the extra s at all, aince there's already one sitting right there at the end of the word, and instead we just put in the apostrophe to indicate possession AND contraction at the same time.
This is the girls' explanation.Basically, any time you see an apostrophe you can quickly check what job it's doing. Is it a little finger pointing down at where a letter got stolen, like in don't or isn't or o'clock (of the clock)? If not, then it must be indicating possession. You can check that by rewriting the sentence:
The dog's dinner
becomes
The dinner of the dog.
While
The dogs' dinner
becomes
The dinner of the dogs.
Okay, shutting the fuck off and getting washed to go start teaching the people I'm supposed to be teaching, rather than being annoyingly didactic at innocent grownups. Monday morning, and I am Jetlaggia, Queen of the Jetlag people. Fear my bloodshot eyes and stumbling gait.
edited because abbreviation isn't the same as contraction. Duh.