Will wait.
Please do. Or call a cab. Or as been suggested, tell someone here to try and call one of the local Buffistas there to bring you safe home.
You're not alone: not on the level of being in this situation, nor without support to get you through this.
	
 
		
		
We shared a bottle of Cspt Morgans- too drunk. 
	
 
		
		
too much -- GC.  sorry, no driving. 
	
 
		
		
Oh, do you have the # of a cab service? If not, I can google.
	
 
		
		
yeesh a 750?  yah you won't be legal to drive tonight.  Do you have cab fare?
	
 
		
		
there's a handy chart halfway down this page [link]
	
 
		
		
Yeah, that much alcohol, you're not going to be OK to drive tonight.  Call a cab.
	
 
		
		
Can you take a cab to somewhere close?  
motel? 
friend?