Will wait.
Please do. Or call a cab. Or as been suggested, tell someone here to try and call one of the local Buffistas there to bring you safe home.
You're not alone: not on the level of being in this situation, nor without support to get you through this.
We shared a bottle of Cspt Morgans- too drunk.
too much -- GC. sorry, no driving.
Oh, do you have the # of a cab service? If not, I can google.
yeesh a 750? yah you won't be legal to drive tonight. Do you have cab fare?
there's a handy chart halfway down this page [link]
Yeah, that much alcohol, you're not going to be OK to drive tonight. Call a cab.
Can you take a cab to somewhere close?
motel?
friend?