Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I-I liked your poems. Spike: You like Barry Manilow.

'Hell Bound'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Dec 28, 2008 7:40:36 am PST #5976 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Congrats on the dataversary.

We're going out for a nice dinner, and right now I need to run and pick him up more anniversary presents because amazon.com didn't ship his on time.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 28, 2008 7:42:09 am PST #5977 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

It was very sad singing.

Oh, damn. I'm so sorry.


Laura - Dec 28, 2008 7:43:30 am PST #5978 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

{{Nora}} I'm sorry.

Shir, it is very difficult to not skip the good things because of the bad. Take some time to focus on joy.


DavidS - Dec 28, 2008 7:46:39 am PST #5979 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Gah! I forgot to watch the Invader Zim Christmas episode.

Bow down! Bow Down!
Before the power of Santa
Or be crushed! Or be crushed!
Byyyyy.....his shiny boots of doom!


omnis_audis - Dec 28, 2008 8:29:56 am PST #5980 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Now, where's omnis, to reply about all this fun?
I tried to stay awake as long as I could, and I awake to find I was in a foursome?! dude! That's awesome. But who's the asshole who slipped me a ruffy so I can't recall any of it. Golly, I hope I wasn't buggered by one of the other blokes.
(The third has to be Greg Dulli, 90's version, of course. Why yes, I have no shame).
Well, this would make interesting kids, and great for the fic. One is an actor, one is a musician, and the other is a sound person who can make the other two sound good. The spin off series will be full of possibilities! A benefit concert for peace one night. A showing of MacBeth the next. OOoo, maybe a performance of The Madness of King George modernized to fit the Bush era. ooo and the capper, the siblings all come together to to a version of TOMMY!
Three possibilities spring to mind. 1) He's getting some sleep; B) he's completely scarred for life at the turn of conversation; or 3) he's disappointed that we didn't ask for his input on the other baby-daddies.
1- yes. sleep. It was nearly 4am when I passed out in the evil chair. B) Ha! As if. Some of the best ideas I've seen in awhile. Granted, I'd much prefer solo act, but hey, who am I to complain if I get an extra check mark off the purity test. 3) Hey, it's ladies choice. Whomever is the center of the attention gets to choose, no?

I really need to add Dr Who to the Netflix, and see who my competition this Hot Doctor is.


Shir - Dec 28, 2008 8:40:27 am PST #5981 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

OOoo, maybe a performance of The Madness of King George modernized to fit the Bush era. ooo and the capper, the siblings all come together to to a version of TOMMY!

I still don't like the idea of giving birth. It hurts and I put on weight.

Can't I just have the foursome?

Because I can handle being called on reserve duty. I'm not sure I can handle giving birth, not to mention pregnancy. And I'd love to see if I could handle foursome.

3) Hey, it's ladies choice. Whomever is the center of the attention gets to choose, no?

One of the reasons why you're in my foursome.


omnis_audis - Dec 28, 2008 9:03:16 am PST #5982 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

One of the reasons why you're in my foursome.
:: blush :: (no, for real)

I still don't like the idea of giving birth. It hurts and I put on weight...Because I can handle being called on reserve duty. I'm not sure I can handle giving birth, not to mention pregnancy. And I'd love to see if I could handle foursome.

1) drugs- better living thru chemistry; B) you'll be even more beautiful, all birth mommy glowy and all; 3) dude, the Army will get you back into shape, no problem; D) I'll be happy to do the rub the vitamin E with lanolin creams to minimize the stretch marks, and back rubs. Hell, I'll even empty the bucket for those first few weeks. Just please PLEASE don't miss the bucket.


omnis_audis - Dec 28, 2008 9:05:22 am PST #5983 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Actually, what I came in here to say, and old flame from college just added me to Facebook. Dude. I fell for her something fierce, only to learn I was her rebound dude. Now she's married with two kids. :: sigh ::


Shir - Dec 28, 2008 9:13:23 am PST #5984 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

:: blush :: (no, for real)

Way passed that, about 40 posts ago.

Just please PLEASE don't miss the bucket.

No problem: I really don't wanna give birth at this stage of life, and I hardly can even pass this thought my mind that sometime in the future I might do so. So pregnancy is kind of out of the question.

3) dude, the Army will get you back into shape, no problem

You don't have the slightest clue about army cooking, don't you? A hint: it's always oil with something. Sometimes it's oil with pasta. Sometimes it's oil with rice. But there's always tons of oil. And it never tastes good.

Now, to the burning question: omnis, who's gonna write us? And more importantly, who's gonna write my awesome foursome?

You know, there are so many words I've type today in here that I never thought I'll type. You guys are awesome.

And current pregnant Buffistas are even more awesome. But I'm not giving birth, at least for the foreseeable future. Unless they ruffied me too, and in that case, damn you taken fond foursome memories from me!


Shir - Dec 28, 2008 9:15:33 am PST #5985 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Now she's married with two kids

Tell me she's ugly now.

Else, I can photoshop foursome pictures with you (OK, I don't know any photoshop, but how hard can it be?).