We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Nov 08, 2008 6:55:52 pm PST #493 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

That was my morning awwwww. Thank you!


JenP - Nov 08, 2008 6:57:08 pm PST #494 of 10000

Crosspost from Natter:

I'm finally adding friends to my Facebook since a couple of college friends contacted me. So, you know, Jennifer P**** is me, just so y'all know - not some creepy stalker.

Well...


Glamcookie - Nov 08, 2008 7:01:54 pm PST #495 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Shit. We're way too drunk. Fuck.


Glamcookie - Nov 08, 2008 7:04:37 pm PST #496 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Seriously. I'm afraid.


JenP - Nov 08, 2008 7:06:09 pm PST #497 of 10000

Are you at home, Glam?


DavidS - Nov 08, 2008 7:06:18 pm PST #498 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Seriously. I'm afraid.

Who's going to drive you guys home?


Shir - Nov 08, 2008 7:06:23 pm PST #499 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Seriously. I'm afraid.

Don't be. Here, let me virtually, non-stalkingly-way pet your hair.

How drunk are you?


DavidS - Nov 08, 2008 7:07:23 pm PST #500 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Also, start drinking lots and lots of water. Right now. It'll dilute the buzz, flush it from your system, and alleviate the hangover to-be.


Shir - Nov 08, 2008 7:10:13 pm PST #501 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

David is smart.


Glamcookie - Nov 08, 2008 7:10:24 pm PST #502 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

DW is passed out. I'm not okay to drive. I'm scared.