Is the treatment a cream or a suppository?

Midol.

Urgh. I've got the Jensen Ackles real bad.

So you also had a momentary flash of Sparky running off to celebrate the holidays with Dean Winchester? No, just me?

Yeah.(Go Fay! Remind me to stay on your good side, girlfriend.) Re: Patterson. Yeah, imo, it's okay to make fun of him. It's not okay to make him a shambling fool. He's the most powerful crip in America...have some respect.(Although, I have to admit I'm fascinated with him because of all the TMI, not really his role-modeliness. We're chock-a-block with Credits to Our People, but CTOP that used to be cheating cokeheads?) Dude, that's a story, and I'm not ashamed to enjoy it.

Yeah, that sketch made me pretty uncomfortable, since it didn't seem to be drawing on anything I'm aware of about his character or reputation so much as the pure fact of his blindness.

The Blagojevich one, OTOH, I could watch a million times.

(Oh! In our secret santa at work today my gift was wrapped in Grinch paper with little green Blagojevich heads pasted on over the grinch's face. Hee.)

Yeah, that sketch made me pretty uncomfortable, since it didn't seem to be drawing on anything I'm aware of about his character or reputation so much as the pure fact of his blindness.

EXACTLY. I read some article where "SNL always picks on politicians blah blah blah" and I'm just... um... were you at that party with Meara? 'Cause that's just not on.

And there is SO much in his character and reputation. The coke, the cheating... and if you MUST have fun with his blindness here's one for you: Sucker memorizes EVERYTHING. Every speech he gives. Every set of "notes" he has for a meeting. Mock him being Super Blind Guy with no need of mere eyesight.

That's what made me so mad, actually. That man works HARD to do shit (and do it well) that most people take for granted. He would N E V E R hold a chart upside-down.

It was supposed to be a touch base meeting. 30-40 minutes. It started a 1:30. It's now approching 4! And Edge network wasn't working for a bit. I've had maybe 90 seconds of actual contribution to the meeting. Shoot. Me. Now. Please?!?

"No. And I also don't like pathetic little ploys to get out of taking responsibility for one's own words.

Anne is me.

I've also used, "Whoa. When I've heard people say stuff like that before they meant it. I sure hope you don't." And then showed them my back.

I try to avoid giving mean/insecure people what they want by taking stuff that isn't true personally.

The tool I use with my clients is 'purple spots'. If an insane person ran up and told you you had purple spots you probably wouldn't take it very seriously.

How is it any different when it is someone you know?

To use a phrase I first learned here...Ass 'em in the ear.

One of my Stepmonster's recent mass forwards included a joke, a classic really, with the punch line "I call them by their LAST names."

My Sister FLIPPED. (I, um, don't really READ her SPAM). I dared my Sister to write back "Last time I heard that racist, classist, sexist joke I fell off my dinosaur."

She did.

Reply all.

That kid is so hardcore.

Now, "I'm a blind man who loves cocaine who was suddenly appointed governor. My life is an actual plot from a Richard Pryor movie." was actually funny.

The rest of that sketch was skip forward from the hall. That line? Was actually funny.

I have achieved more layers than should be humanly possible and am going Out For A Walk, Bitches.

Out For A Walk

Oooh, that was a good choice because a strange man followed me home with wine. The dudes at Trader Joe's are just adorable.