We have discovered here that 45 mph is the magic speed where, if you do not scrape the snow off your car hood, it will come flying at you with a fury.
I was counting on that speed to clear my hood, but I never got to that speed this morning.
Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
Zoe ,'The Train Job'
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - Dec 16, 2008 10:18:52 am PST #4721 of 10000
brillig
omnis_audis - Dec 16, 2008 10:23:28 am PST #4722 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
oh ya! In all the griping about the ice and cold, I forgot to share the happy news. :: drum roll :: After 5 months and 1 day since my start, I finally have VOICEMAIL!!!!!! This comes from adopting the empty desk a few weeks back. The fact that what was supposed to be my voicemail still has voice of person I replaced who passed away OVER A YEAR AGO on it, is still creepy. But screw it. I got me a phone extension with working voicemail and MY voice as the outgoing message!
Shir - Dec 16, 2008 10:27:15 am PST #4723 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Thanks, Steph.
Yay omnis' voicemail! Let me know if you'll ever want messages in Hebrew on it.
erikaj - Dec 16, 2008 10:28:07 am PST #4724 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
We are getting White Death coverage here, too. About Flagstaff, about 3 hours north of us. It's pretty funny, although they did get eight inches yesterday.
Shir - Dec 16, 2008 10:29:43 am PST #4725 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I'm gonna try and go to bed now.
Wish me luck. Good night!
omnis_audis - Dec 16, 2008 10:30:58 am PST #4726 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Yay omnis' voicemail! Let me know if you'll ever want messages in Hebrew on it.That would be awesome! Especially since we are doing a show on the book of Genesis right now, and have all these religious advisers around. I could go "Hey Rabbi, can you translate this for me?" So the steamier the better! ;) j/k. would hate to see that long distance bill from Israel to USA.
omnis_audis - Dec 16, 2008 10:31:40 am PST #4727 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
good luck Shir! Sleep tight. Use the baseball bat on others as needed (or at least the phone).
Calli - Dec 16, 2008 10:33:50 am PST #4728 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
What's White Death, besides snow in literature?
White death was also used to refer to tuberculosis.
Shir - Dec 16, 2008 10:35:43 am PST #4729 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Especially since we are doing a show on the book of Genesis right now, and have all these religious advisers around. I could go "Hey Rabbi, can you translate this for me?" So the steamier the better!
I'd totally do so. I have an aunt in Arizona: it ain't that expensive, if I'm doing it from the phone line at my parents.
Now, if I could only remember where the Bible is stashed in their house...
"Bereshit bara Elohim et hashama'aim v'et haaretz. Vehaaretz haita tohu v'vohu v'choshech al p'nay te'hom..."
omnis_audis - Dec 16, 2008 10:47:22 am PST #4730 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
"Bereshit bara Elohim et hashama'aim v'et haaretz. Vehaaretz haita tohu v'vohu v'choshech al p'nay te'hom..."That's not all that steamy. The Rabbi wouldn't blush with that one ;-)
HeY! aren't you supposed to be in bed??? (gawd I feel like a mother hen, pointing to your bedroom).