I was gonna say Fox News.

Women prefer the internet over sex

I am seriously going to have to ask how *much* sex I'd be giving up in those two weeks. Because if it's just once, I'd rather keep my wireless.

And how good is the sex we're talking about here?

All very good questions. I mean, exactly how many orgasms am I guaranteed in that two weeks? The interweb satisfies me everytime, not so much with the menfolk.

YOu don't have to pat the Internet and say, "No, really, it was great.

Well, really, why even click on the posting box? I'ma just point and nod.

Okay, random bitching, but for some reason, I am unreasonably annoyed by the DirectTV commercials with Beyoncé. There is something just so... ::shudders:: I can't even really begin to put words to it, but perhaps sleazy is the best one that comes to mind.

And makes me really happy we have Dish Network.

Pointing and nodding with Bev.

The 3 men I live with also shudder when the Beyoncé commercial comes on here, and wish it would repeat. Makes it that much more annoying.

hmog

Jeez. Some people seriously, seriously do not need to breed.

Ever.

It's a shame so many of them do. ::facepalms::

I wonder if a judge would grant the kid the right to change his name before he turned 18.

From the way that he's bound to be raised, he might not mind.

Despite the cake refusal, the Campbells said they don't expect the names to cause problems later, such as when the children start school.

Wow, and I thought I lived in a fantasy world.

Also, there's nothing in the article that suggests the family would accept simply "Happy Birthday Adolph" so they must be insisting on "Happy birthday Adolph Hitler" which is indeed them trying to use their son to further their egos.

And no one believes you, sir when you say they are "Just names." Stop trying to claim you are not a racist chucklehead.

I'm used to seeing a lot of upright pianos in the free section of Craigslist in the Twin Cities, but this is new: [link] - A baby Grand.