This here's a recipe for unpleasantness.

Mal ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Dec 12, 2008 12:29:35 pm PST #4331 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

Can we think of something fun to talk about? Or something happy?

My son Brendon got the highest score in his class today on the chapter 7 Trigonometry test. An 80! This brought his overall score in the class to a 36, but still highest test score in the class! Woo! (this after 10 hours of tutoring)


omnis_audis - Dec 12, 2008 12:56:06 pm PST #4332 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

30 ways to die of Electrocution


Hil R. - Dec 12, 2008 1:00:26 pm PST #4333 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hil, how is the shoulder today?

Better, thanks. Still hurting some, but nowhere near as much as it had been.


Laga - Dec 12, 2008 1:35:04 pm PST #4334 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

30 ways to die of Electrocution

oh man that was funnier than I expected. Some of those are really elaborate! First you get a cow, next you need a heat lamp...


Laga - Dec 12, 2008 1:42:17 pm PST #4335 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

The story of the pants.


Laga - Dec 12, 2008 1:47:24 pm PST #4336 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

And because this one never gets old

Dogs in Elk (with pumpkin illustrations)


Laga - Dec 12, 2008 2:06:10 pm PST #4337 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Somehow I missed the beet pulp story.


Maria - Dec 12, 2008 2:16:09 pm PST #4338 of 10000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Thank you all for the ~ma. I wish I was around more often these days, but it's heartwarming to know that I have people who just get it. I can't adequately express how much I love and appreciate you all.

My sister's still living near Detroit and even though none of her family is directly involved in the industry, any further blows to the Big Three(ish) will strike them, too.

Exactly. Michigan is already suffering. A collapse of one of the Detroit 3 will cripple the state. It will turn into a vast wasteland of abandoned homes, boarded up shops and tumbleweeds down Woodward Avenue. Let's not even talk about Ohio and Indiana.

Maria, I suspected the Senate Republicans were going to dig their heels in over the bailout. I watched some of the precedural votes in the House and they were drawing their line in the sand then.

We knew they were, and no matter how much we tried to make them understand just exactly how many people would be affected by a collapse, the Repubs focused in on corporate jets and union v. non-union pay parity.

Hell, the first talking point for opponents of an aid package is as follows:

1. This is the democrats first opportunity to payoff organized labor after the election. This is a precursor to card check and other items. Republicans should stand firm and take their first shot against organized labor, instead of taking their first blow from it.

If this isn't about breaking the union, I don't know what is.

What these jackholes don't realize is that crippling the Detroit 3 and making them and the UAW pay for any perceived or real sins of the past is only going to harm their precious non-union import plant workers in Alabama, Tennessee, and South Carolina. Many of the suppliers to GM, Ford and Chrysler are the EXACT SAME SUPPLIERS to BMW, VW, Toyota and Honda. When the suppliers go belly up because Detroit went belly up, where the hell do they think the import manufacturers are going to get parts? I vote for pulling them out of Shelby, Corker and McConnell's asses one by painful one.

The car died again, in traffic,

Damn. I'm sorry. Car replacement~ma to you both.

Hey, Teppy. I hope the back returns to its normal pain-free state ASAP.

Continued shoulder~ma to Hil.

ita, thanks. I hope the shoulder and neck pain has abated.

Good stuff: DH gave me a pep talk yesterday afternoon that was kick-ass. I didn't know he had it in him. Made me cry, in a good way.

Kristin, I am still vibing hard for you and Zoe. This year hasn't been easy on any of you, and I certainly hope the rest of it is quiet as it slinks its way out the door.


Connie Neil - Dec 12, 2008 2:18:26 pm PST #4339 of 10000
brillig

I hurt myself holding back the laughter on the dogs in elk.


askye - Dec 12, 2008 2:27:53 pm PST #4340 of 10000
Thrive to spite them

My nephew is still the cutest!

But he's getting a new name. Long story short -- my SIL had a very horribly difficult pregancy follwed by a horribly difficult labor (she was overdue, fell going to the doctor, was admitted to be induced, that didn't work and finally had a C section that wasn't easy either nearly 72 hours later, she couldn't eat during that, then a nurse was all pushy about fillingout the birth certificate)... um...maybe that's not such a short story.

Anyway, there was a rushed feeling and now he's name will be changed. Nothing drastic, he's going to be Evander. Which I like, others in the family aren't so sure about. But as mom said "He's the sweetest, most precious being to ever walk this-- breath this air, and whatever we call him doesn't change that."