We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Dec 11, 2008 9:19:34 am PST #4120 of 10000
brillig

IF it weren't for people on the Internet, I'd have no friends other than the people Hubby drags me out to mingle with. I don't know if I'd still hang out with them without having him around. But then, I might go to different places without Hubby, because he tends to pout if we're not sharing everything. He has some issues.


DavidS - Dec 11, 2008 9:24:11 am PST #4121 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

David: Holy Crap! Attempted murder?

Either that or a really incompetent props master. But it does play out like an Agatha Christie murder.


Vortex - Dec 11, 2008 9:29:47 am PST #4122 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The propmaster deserves to be either fired or indicted. That said, it is the responsibility of the actor to check his or her props before the show. I know damned well that if I had a prop knife that I was going to draw across my throat, I'd test the edge with my thumb first.


brenda m - Dec 11, 2008 9:38:50 am PST #4123 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

(Interesting for use in future L&O - ripped from the headlines.)

Actually, I'm pretty sure Monk already did this.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 11, 2008 9:52:29 am PST #4124 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Not to mention it's a variation on what happened to Brandon Lee.

And also not too far off from how Beecher finally rid himself of Vern on Oz (though I think it was Keller who did the actual switching).


erikaj - Dec 11, 2008 10:08:20 am PST #4125 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Or that actor that was on Voyagers, only with a prop gun. But you should never point a gun at something you aren't shooting.


omnis_audis - Dec 11, 2008 10:17:02 am PST #4126 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

The propmaster deserves to be either fired or indicted
It was in the middle of a run, as I understand it. Therefore the Propmaster would not have done it. It would be the running crew who sets out the props for each performance, or a fellow actor. Let us not forget the possibility that he might have done it to himself. I'm surprised there was as much of a gash as there was. Clearly you can feel it cutting into you, and would stop! Also, those dummy knives have a very different feel to them than a real knife. In order to have the hollow out reservoir, and squeeze handle, or even the collapsing blades (for stabbing), they have a very different balance. Most curious.

Here's the hat and scarf
Oooo! I so need a scarf! It's flippin' cold down here! WTF!

I was pondering using this Benjamin Franklin quote:
I think the quote as is is fine, especially if you credit BF. But if you feel the need to PC it, maybe:
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you...better...

or something like that? Just a thought. Feel free to ignore it, as I am not an English/grammar/spelling person. But I am a huge fan of Ben Franklin!

Shir, how did the Dentist go? You ok over there?

Ita, how about you?? continued~Ma!


sj - Dec 11, 2008 10:20:43 am PST #4127 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Tons of ~ma for ita.


Vortex - Dec 11, 2008 10:21:19 am PST #4128 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Let us not forget the possibility that he might have done it to himself. I'm surprised there was as much of a gash as there was. Clearly you can feel it cutting into you, and would stop! Also, those dummy knives have a very different feel to them than a real knife. In order to have the hollow out reservoir, and squeeze handle, or even the collapsing blades (for stabbing), they have a very different balance. Most curious

This knife was used for slashing, not stabbing, it would not need to be a dummy knife, just a regular knife with a dulled or waxed edge. Also, a slash is a quick thing. I suspect that by the time he realized he'd been cut, he was finished with the stroke.


omnis_audis - Dec 11, 2008 10:29:23 am PST #4129 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Yes, but slashing on stage usually wants to see the blood, so the knife has a special blade to it so that fake blood oozes out the edge, and you squeeze it out by squeezing the handle. Plus, it being a staged suicide, I think there would be more knife contemplation. Either the dude is serious method actor, a dumb ass, starving for attention, or all of the above.