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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I love the way buffistas think!
There are two locks on the front door. One of them there is no key to, so we keep it unlocked. It was locked somehow, but the front door key and the back door key are the same, so I have no idea why he didn't go in the back way, or call his grandmother (who lives across the street), or go hang out somewhere until his mother got home an hour later. Whose fucking first instinct is it to kick in the fucking door? t /rant
It sounds like a poker strategy.
Well, at least you'll have a pair. Do we count nipples separately? Two pair.
I was thinking he needed a brazilian.
That was my initial thought, but then I figured, nah, too easy. If it's a bikini, preferably one with those stupid stencils, it's slower. Needs more precision. And needle-nosed tweezers to get it jusssssst right.
Me? Malicious and vindictive? Why would you think that?
IOshallowfashionN:
Never mind I have no where to wear it right now.
Never mind it's REALLY freakin' expensive.
Is purdy.
Kicked in the door...and there's a BACK DOOR he could have unlocked?!? That's just ridiculous. I'd seriously start to wonder if he was mental, or on drugs or alcohol.
I hear you on the dress, Barb--I went shopping for a party the other day and didn't buy a dress, but tried on this great one that fit gorgeous, but was the wrong color (silver does nothing for me). And the next day I was like "Hmm, I wonder..." and saw that it comes in *green* (so pretty!) and I could order it (though of course, then it's not on clearance). I almost did. But...do I reallllly need it? When would I wear it?? $130? I stopped myself. Because I can't figure out when the hell the next time I'd need to wear a green satin knee length dress is.
::just had a mini-droolgasm imagining meara in green satin::
Is it...dark green, meara? How's it cut?
I like the decoration on that dress, Barb, but I don't like the cut. You can do better.
sj, I think we need to come up with an IQ test for your neighbors. Most of our neighbors, frankly. If we could only invert the dumb and annoying ratio with the thoughtful and smart, it'd be great.
Medical, "Concrete Step Forward"~ma to ita.
It's this dress, and I haven't seen the green in person, but it seems to be a bright green...
~ma for you Ita.
That...would look smashing on you.
ita, there is a whole raft of candles lit for you here, and all the mayitwork~ma for you I can muster.