Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Dec 10, 2008 3:17:52 pm PST #4037 of 10000
brillig

tits on the table

It sounds like a poker strategy.


WindSparrow - Dec 10, 2008 3:23:12 pm PST #4038 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Oh great. My boobs killed the thread.

Well, the thought of them out in the open ready for our viewing pleasure did.


Hil R. - Dec 10, 2008 3:32:51 pm PST #4039 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

House gets snarky when he's in pain. I get whiny. Snarky seems like the better option.


Barb - Dec 10, 2008 3:33:04 pm PST #4040 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

AAAAYYYYYYIIIIIIIII!!!!!! (Not directed at Suzi's boobs at ALL, but--)

AAAAAAAYYYYIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!

Robin Williams is TOURING! Robin Williams is TOURING!

And he's coming to my godforsaken corner of the state!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!


Amy - Dec 10, 2008 3:34:31 pm PST #4041 of 10000
Because books.

Oh great. My boobs killed the thread.

With awe, babe. And great reverence.


Laura - Dec 10, 2008 4:13:32 pm PST #4042 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

Boobies!

Fabulously wonderful news, Sparky! Yay for world domination!


SailAweigh - Dec 10, 2008 4:39:19 pm PST #4043 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

::gropes Suzi's boobies::


JenP - Dec 10, 2008 4:42:51 pm PST #4044 of 10000

I skippety-skipped to say...

Yay for Babyfras! Congratulations SparkyFam.


sj - Dec 10, 2008 4:50:57 pm PST #4045 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

The teenager upstairs was accidentally locked out of the house today. His solution to this problem? To kick down the fucking front door! WTF? What have I done to earn such bad neighbor karma?


Barb - Dec 10, 2008 4:53:09 pm PST #4046 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

I think that boy needs a bikini wax

With duct tape.

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