I found that the boobie smashing wasn't that bad, but the machine pressing against your sternum hurt like a bitch.
Willow: You know what they say. The bigger they are... Anya: The faster they stomp you into nothin'.
'The Killer In Me'
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Vortex - Dec 10, 2008 11:41:11 am PST #4012 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
SuziQ - Dec 10, 2008 11:42:46 am PST #4013 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I find it helps to concentrate on how space-age and complex and cool the machine is, but then I'm a big geek.
No, this sounds like me. I'm all about - oooh, look at that. How does that work? What does that do? Even so, still kinda nervous. I also feel pathetic in the NGA way.
brenda m - Dec 10, 2008 11:45:47 am PST #4014 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Can't comment on the mamm (though really, I should get on that) but wisdom teeth removal is not too scary. No fun, for sure, and you'll be tired out and taking some painkillers for a few days, but it usually isn't any worse than that.
Barb - Dec 10, 2008 11:51:01 am PST #4015 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”
The mamm hurts those of us with less than bountiful boobies because there's not only squishing, there is stretching in order to get enough booby between the plates.
smonster - Dec 10, 2008 11:52:23 am PST #4016 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
All right, time for me to go. Y'all have a lovely evening.
meara - Dec 10, 2008 11:52:36 am PST #4017 of 10000
Whew. I have completed the one Christmas present I knew what I was doing! (Making a calendar on iPhoto for a friend, which involved scanning a bunch of old pictures and shit). Of course, then I realized I didn't have her address, so had to email her for that, so I haven't actually ORDERED it yet, but...
I'm so bad about shopping and getting Christmas presents. Argh.
JZ - Dec 10, 2008 12:09:57 pm PST #4018 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Boobie~ma to Suzi.
YAY Sparky and DH! Lucky little Babyfras! That's fantastic, excellent, utterly wonderful news!
Also yay on making it through the sucktastic first trimester. I'm in complete awe of you making a first-trimester teaching trip to Poland. Between the nausea and the constant crushing exhaustion it's a real slog even for a non-world-traveler. I can't believe you went and taught on a whole other continent without just curling up in a ball and never moving again.
-t - Dec 10, 2008 12:25:50 pm PST #4019 of 10000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Quick drive by to say: Sparky1!!! Congrats! Lucky kid, getting you two as parents.
Toddson - Dec 10, 2008 12:32:42 pm PST #4020 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Mammograms, while uncomfortable and occasionally painful, don't last long - really, it's not that bad.
Wisdom tooth removal again, while painful, doesn't have to be the ordeal that many people make of it (unless the tooth in question is badly impacted).
(signed, no discernable pain threshold)
askye - Dec 10, 2008 12:38:07 pm PST #4021 of 10000
Thrive to spite them
I skipped some but -- congrats Sparky! yay babyfras!
GC-- Mom had a cat she had to have put down because the cat attacked her, and the vet, and the vet techs, and anyone else, all the time. Mom was torn of this, but she talked to the vet and the animal shelter and they both told her that was really all she could do. The cat (named Zoe...) was almost two by this time and Mom got her as a kitten. The vet said that really there was nothing that could be done.
Mom only did this after she was bit for the third time and it was almost bad enough to need stitches.