It's all about choices, Faith. The ones we make, and the ones we don't. Oh, and the consequences. Those are always fun.

Angelus ,'Smile Time'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Anne W. - Nov 25, 2008 1:18:12 am PST #2385 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I'm going to be 40 next year. I'm certain I sound 50 online. In my head, I'm about 33.

Java and I are as one in this. Right down to the exact numbers.

Although, my head-age will sometimes ratchet down to eleven or so, especially if I'm watching the right kind of movie or reading the right kind of book.


hippocampus - Nov 25, 2008 1:25:55 am PST #2386 of 10000
not your mom's socks.

morning bitches.

I hope you feel better soon vw!

My soon to be ex craxy employers are most definitely coming to a sad conclusion. Things like "we haven't talked about half the things you do as a matter of course for five years! Have they changed much? How do you do that and all the new stuff? How is X going to do it all?" and my personal favorite "what if we need help on a weekend?".

Mad cackling ensued.

Ion I had blood drawn yesterday and the nurse was awesome and fast but I think I have a massive bruise. Yuck.

36. Feels like 25.


Fay - Nov 25, 2008 1:56:46 am PST #2387 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

My soon to be ex craxy employers are most definitely coming to a sad conclusion. Things like "we haven't talked about half the things you do as a matter of course for five years! Have they changed much? How do you do that and all the new stuff? How is X going to do it all?" and my personal favorite "what if we need help on a weekend?".

Bwahahaha! Oh, I hope you get the chance to provide your services to them as a consultant once you've left, for a gazillion dollars an hour, as they flounder around in excrement creek sans paddle.


Barb - Nov 25, 2008 1:58:56 am PST #2388 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

"what if we need help on a weekend?".

Mad cackling ensued.

BWAH!

I'm 41-- when I tell people, they don't believe it.

Irony is, I look better at 41 than I did in my late 20s/early 30s, so I'm perfectly fine admitting it. My mother, on the other hand, tries to lie about my age all the time.


Glamcookie - Nov 25, 2008 2:21:38 am PST #2389 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

38, feel mid-late 20s.

Why am I awake at 4:21 AM????


Calli - Nov 25, 2008 2:30:49 am PST #2390 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm 41, and I got carded at the liquor store last Saturday. For whatever that's worth.

There's a line on the BRQG, about JM. Something along the lines of:

It's better to admit to 39 and have people go "Wow, really?" than claim 25 and have people say, "Huh. That smack habit really adds the years, doesn't it?"

I like that philosophy.


Barb - Nov 25, 2008 2:34:20 am PST #2391 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

I've never been carded in my life.

I feel as if I've missed out on something. What, exactly, I can't tell you. But something.


Toddson - Nov 25, 2008 2:50:09 am PST #2392 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I've been carded once - they looked at me with my hair going white and said store policy was to card everyone. I'm 56 now. sigh.

In other WTF news, oh dear.


Strix - Nov 25, 2008 2:50:41 am PST #2393 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

36. People are always surprised.


Strix - Nov 25, 2008 2:55:25 am PST #2394 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

OH, Toddson. That made my day. Hee. Which I need to get started in a few minutes.