Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


lisah - Nov 19, 2008 9:17:25 am PST #1823 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate

So, I just made an appointment for Toto to get groomed before Thanksgiving.

Ooh thanks for the reminder. I need to see if I can get Frank in. I finally found a grooming place that I love. It seems to be fairly non-traumatic for him. And it's cheap and it's right around the corner from where I work and it's independently owned.


Ginger - Nov 19, 2008 9:27:59 am PST #1824 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

What about one of these, vw? [link]


Barb - Nov 19, 2008 9:37:26 am PST #1825 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

In the "I love my kids" category-- a girl was picking on Nate's best friend, who's a small, slender boy and Nate, being Nate, just looked at her and said, "Telling you to shut up would be a waste of time and energy so I'm just not even going to bother."

Said it stopped her in her tracks.

And am I a bad mommy for having laughed like a loon when he told me the story?


Toddson - Nov 19, 2008 9:44:35 am PST #1826 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Barb, no, you're a good mommy - you've taught him to use his brain.


hippocampus - Nov 19, 2008 9:50:10 am PST #1827 of 10000
not your mom's socks.

xkcd today is a buffista crosspost for certain.

Barb, you should be a proud mommy.


omnis_audis - Nov 19, 2008 10:16:07 am PST #1828 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

have y'all heard about the transition website? [link]


sj - Nov 19, 2008 10:27:41 am PST #1829 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Barb you should be very proud to have a son that not only stands up for his friends but one who is smart enough to do it with sarcasm.


Vortex - Nov 19, 2008 10:28:07 am PST #1830 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Yep, and I've already filled out the extended application :)

eta: and in a bizarre coincidence, I just got an email from John about the transition. Cause Podesta and I are such buddies that he signs his emails John @@


omnis_audis - Nov 19, 2008 11:42:54 am PST #1831 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

is this thing still on? Nobody talking?


Barb - Nov 19, 2008 11:45:00 am PST #1832 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

I'm trying to explain prime and composite numbers to Nate. My brayne is about to explode.